Caption Competition
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bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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At the PP meeting the forum ladies have met the real TL and taken drastic action with a quick dose of Zyklon B.
morning_glory- Posts : 3021
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its like cyanide used in pest control and Nazis used it in the gas chambers.
morning_glory- Posts : 3021
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morning_glory wrote:its like cyanide used in pest control and Nazis used it in the gas chambers.
Very apt T
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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bitofatwat wrote:
'Spray that shit anywhere near me and this cat gets it!'
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bitofatwat wrote:
White haired man in suit: "Can I smell your pussy?"
Woman on right: "Certainly not!"
White haired man in suit: "Hmm, it must be your feet then"
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bitofatwat wrote:
I continued to rub her pussy with my two fingers when she suddenly sprayed me with her musky perfume. The perfume was overpowering. I grinned like a cheshire cat at her two sisters who eagerly awaited their turn. "I bet you're squirters too", I said. They both nodded in anticipation.........
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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bitofatwat wrote:bitofatwat wrote:
I continued to rub her pussy with my two fingers when she suddenly sprayed me with her musky perfume. The perfume was overpowering. I grinned like a cheshire cat at her two sisters who eagerly awaited their turn. "I bet you're squirters too", I said. They both nodded in anticipation.........
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No, Mr Gray, your pussy joke wasn't funny. I'm now going to spray you with Hair of Keys. It'll be a week before you stop looking like a gorilla-scented dandelion clock...
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Abdul Kowalski wrote:bitofatwat wrote:
White haired man in suit: "Can I smell your pussy?"
Woman on right: "Certainly not!"
White haired man in suit: "Hmm, it must be your feet then"
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bitofatwat wrote:
I'M TELLING YOU, I CAN TAKE ITS HEAD CLEAN OFF WITH ONE CHOP...
IT'S A VALID SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT!
Must you people always stand in the way of Cat Karate Initiatives?
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you'll be having missjones on your case bert
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
Age : 63
Location : twatsville Barnsley
Re: Caption Competition
Abdul Kowalski wrote:bitofatwat wrote:
White haired man in suit: "Can I smell your pussy?"
Woman on right: "Certainly not!"
White haired man in suit: "Hmm, it must be your feet then"
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bitofatwat wrote: you'll be having missjones on your case bert
Jonesy on my case?
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Bert wrote:bitofatwat wrote: you'll be having missjones on your case bert
Jonesy on my case?
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