anyone...

...want a beer?

oh god yes please

but i am on a sportsmans bet with a mate and will be abstaining for the next 7 days now

no drink or smoke for ther next 7 days

bollocks

i wont tell

Go on then, She.

Let's have some boobs as well, you know the drill...

i aint on the right meds yet imo

Rohypnol and Coke, She?

No, that's not the way to go, we need willing boobs, not boobs under the influence.

Boobs under MY influence, that's better. Carry on, make me believe it...

nah no Rohypnol and deffo no coke, weed is the strongest i will EVER use :/

Not coke, Coke - it was a pun on a cocktail.

Talking of cocktails... (possibly the seediest pun ever)

If you're concerned, just throw out one boob at a time. If you're feeling particularly cheeky you may want to tease us all with a bit of side or underboob.

Women... so many options whereas all we have is the "last turkey in the shop"...

tomorrow night's darts is gonna be a scream on cranberry juice and fresh air instead of cider, jd and rothmans

Abdul Kowalski wrote:tomorrow night's darts is gonna be a scream on cranberry juice and fresh air instead of cider, jd and rothmans

awww i`m only a couple ò hundred miles away, i have plenty beer and i`ll keep quiet hehe

i wish i could but i said this time i really would last the 7 days, i usually only last 1 day and lose the bets

Abdul Kowalski wrote:i wish i could but i said this time i really would last the 7 days, i usually only last 1 day and lose the bets

well good luck hon, better you than me LOL

everyone who knows me expects me to fail spectacularly by 7pm tomorrow

anyway time

Abdul Kowalski wrote:everyone who knows me expects me to fail spectacularly by 7pm tomorrow

anyway time

well good luck hon, not gonna be easy

sweet dreams x

I wish I did like beer, I only like shorts and orange so nights are either all or nothing

popped in the boozer for a late lunch, 5 bottles of cranberry juice in 90 mins @ £2 a pop

darts night tonight no cranberry juice and water will be a killer, if i can do that i can go the 17 days i need to win a challenge

morning_glory wrote:I wish I did like beer, I only like shorts and orange so nights are either all or nothing

I am Wim, a Dutchman, and I like to wear culottes...

Abdul Kowalski wrote:popped in the boozer for a late lunch, 5 bottles of cranberry juice in 90 mins @ £2 a pop

darts night tonight no cranberry juice and water will be a killer, if i can do that i can go the 17 days i need to win a challenge

No cystitis in your house, then, Abdul