Hey Volonte

Check this monster sacrifice and 17 move checkmate I just pulled off!!

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game.html?id=96107525

It did help that his last move was pure bollocks.
But this is 1 minute chess played at breakneck speed.

Re-Analysing it, his last move wasn't bollocks....he could do fuck all else!

Nobby Cheese wrote:Re-Analysing it, his last move wasn't bollocks....he could do fuck all else!

This morning i woke up in reverse cowgirl i couldnt do fuck all about it either

bitofatwat wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Re-Analysing it, his last move wasn't bollocks....he could do fuck all else!

This morning i woke up in reverse cowgirl i couldnt do fuck all about it either

He was some dumb cunt opening the h file and then taking your Bishop. Good win all the same.

Volonte wrote:He was some dumb cunt opening the h file and then taking your Bishop. Good win all the same.

I managed to reach a ranking of 2067 tonight....my best ever.
Sadly, I've just lost three in a row to inferior cunts.

How would you have answered my 14th move Volonte?

Nobby Cheese wrote:How would you have answered my 14th move Volonte?

Maybe 15. Bxf6 and 16 Re1 with the idea of Bf1.

Your opponent's move 15 gxh3 may be playable and then 16. Bxf6 but after 16....gxf6, 17.....Bd6 looks dangerous. I wouldn't like to play that position as white in a 10 minute game let alone 1 minute.

Just pulled this 19 move fucker fucker off as black Volonte...my opponent didn't do much wrong!
WOO HOO!!


http://www.chess.com/livechess/game.html?id=102864233

Nobby Cheese wrote:Just pulled this 19 move fucker fucker off as black Volonte...my opponent didn't do much wrong!
WOO HOO!!


http://www.chess.com/livechess/game.html?id=102864233

He played like a fucking dickhead Nobby.
7.d5 WTF?
9.Qb5
16. Nd2
17.Nde4
18.Kg1

All shite moves.

I wish i could play chess, too old to learn now, i'll stick to card games like wogga when we get rained off down at the bowling club

Check the guy I beat here's rating Volonte!!

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game.html?id=104652520