Karma's a bitch

Shamed football great OJ Simpson was beaten unconscious in a racially motivated prison attack, according to a report today.

A skinhead inmate is said to have kicked and punched Simpson to ‘a bloody pulp’ after allegedly overhearing him bragging about his sexual conquests of white women.

The 63-year-old disgraced athlete spent three weeks in hospital recovering from his injuries, said the National Enquirer.

"...for a loss of five yards".

That's how it goes when you don't get the right coverage from defense (sic)