I shoplifted yesterday

How was I to know that the NEXT catalogue was £2...

and because you didn't know,
you didn't rouse suspicion.

i'm sure they'll LIVE with that loss MG.

they'll get that back and more if you buy any of their shit, it's not what it used to be

Bacon tomorrow if you're going, MG. Wear a big coat

erixter wrote:and because you didn't know,
you didn't rouse suspicion.

i'm sure they'll LIVE with that loss MG.

I was walking about with it, no flaunting it, and put it in my bag in front of the security guard.I may go on to bigger things
well it wernt worth 2 quid.

Abdul Kowalski wrote:they'll get that back and more if you buy any of their shit, it's not what it used to be

tbh.their young girls clothes were shit.

Bert wrote:Bacon tomorrow if you're going, MG. Wear a big coat

ive got a big coat, but the trouble is i pad it out

I reckon (or at least, in my personal moments, I imagine... ) you could hide a builder's week's worth between the girls, MG. And if you couldn't, I'd demand a rummage around to just check, naturally...

I would rather try it with a couple of tournedos, may as well get hung for a cow, as a pig.

I've got you thinking about inserting things between the girls, that's the main thing

this is where it all starts MG.................. ACCIDENTLY lifitng a magazine, next it will be steak.. then you will be nicking cards and robbing banks before you know it.....


if you need to leave the country quick i can help you hide out on the cos del crime ok

my toasters broke, im going near Currys
get the spare room ready choo

spare room is ready

ill buy you some hair dye and a prosthetic nose too

are any crims allowed