Just had a phone call...

...telling us our beach hut has been broken into and the bikes nicked.
I fucking detest England.

Nobby Cheese wrote:...telling us our beach hut has been broken into and the bikes nicked.
I fucking detest England.

FFS

Insured but means I have to get it boarded up then fixed.
Probably a load of chavs in it right now doing lines of coke.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Insured but means I have to get it boarded up then fixed.
Probably a load of chavs in it right now doing lines of coke.

Fucking Cunts

What times the flight tomorrow? hope its on time and a good one.

Cheers man....leaves Alicante at 21.55pm Spanish time and gets to Gatwick 11.20pm UK time.
My daughter picks us up from there and takes us to Romford where the car is parked. I then have to drive 58 miles to Clacton. I'll get home about 1.45am Wednesday.
I am a terrible flyer....I'm already having a panic attack.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Cheers man....leaves Alicante at 21.55pm Spanish time and gets to Gatwick 11.20pm UK time.
My daughter picks us up from there and takes us to Romford where the car is parked. I then have to drive 58 miles to Clacton. I'll get home about 1.45am Wednesday.
I am a terrible flyer....I'm already having a panic attack.

You'll be ok mate, have a few cartons of that lidl rose in the the airport lounge before boarding

No, I have to be sober so I can keep my eye on the stewards...if anything was wrong their faces would show it.

Nobby Cheese wrote:...telling us our beach hut has been broken into and the bikes nicked.
I fucking detest England.

Tony: Sorry to hear about the beach hut and bikes.
The 'persons' involved are obviously scumbags with nothing better to do with their time than cause aggro and misery. All fuckers like them should be lined up against a wall and shot.
The bullet bill would be initially quite challenging due to the sheer number of useless, worthless cunts that would require eliminating but it would be cost effective in the long run via huge savings on social benefits and the prison service.
My guess-timate is that there is nowt left for you in the UK anymore bar your immediate family...so just 'do one' asap would be my advice fwiw.
Sell up mate.

pp

I am PP.
Remember also, I was born in 1949 and grew up and had my salad days in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's when England was still a lovely place full of lovely people with totally different morals to those of today.
It's very difficult for people of my age to adjust to the vermin everywhere in that cursed land now.

Nobby Cheese wrote:I am PP.
Remember also, I was born in 1949 and grew up and had my salad days in the 50's, 60's, 70's and early 80's when England was still a lovely place full of lovely people with totally different morals to those of today.
It's very difficult for people of my age to adjust to the vermin everywhere in that cursed land now.

Fair play to you Tony.
Do it sooner rather than later and maybe even consider selling at a slight loss on market expectations if that will speed things up.
It is certainly not a pleasant feeling seeing such a once great nation deteriorate from afar and it is obviously even worse to see it in the flesh.
I manage to get back once a year if I am lucky or unlucky, whichever the case may be. Whilst I do get quite excited beforehand about seeing family members, mates, enjoying a few ales and taking in the occassional race meeting; I always feel a sense of relief on the way back to the airport to take the flight back here. That's not the way that it should be, is it?
I have been out in this neck of the woods for so long now that it is a virtual impossibility that I will ever return to the UK to live. However, what with the recent troubles in the gulf region then it is prudent to 'never say never'.

pp

Sorry, I needed the money

Only got £40 for the bikes too, I was robbed

chips wrote:Sorry, I needed the money

Only got £40 for the bikes too, I was robbed

You only got that because you let me have a fumble, or it would have been thirty.

Spoiler:

Chips, there's no client confidentiality in the sale of purloined velocipedes and you know it...

At least I didn't tell them it was that good a fumble you knocked money off... Me without my mouth...

[quote="Bert"]

chips wrote:

Spoiler:

No she didn't. I might give my best work, Tone, but she'd never be happy with four seconds

Bert wrote:No she didn't. I might give my best work, Tone, but she'd never be happy with four seconds

You may scoff but it isn't the race that's important, it's the getting to the finish.

I just get there a lot quicker than everyone else except certain species of chimpanzee...