BST and May Bank Holiday - cunting country

Half the country wants us on European time (but apparently out of Europe ) and half says stay as we are.

Twats want to move the pre-Chester May Bank Holiday to Trafalgar Day.

Here's your solution, you cunts.
(i) Move the clocks forward a half an hour.
(ii) Create a new Bank Holiday on Trafalgar Day and leave the existing one alone. We have fewer than the rest of the developed world already.

Now stop arsing about with minutiae and get to fucking work.