Ask the cunts at Google a question...

Autofill on Google tells you a lot about them.

Type in

"Why do French..." fills in with
"people eat snails"

"Why do men..." fills in with
"cheat" but match five is
"get morning glory" (yeah, we wish)

"Why do French men..." is simply
"stare"

"What was the..." gives three bizarre Blankety Blanks
"Blitz"
"Holocaust" and the obvious
"capital city of Malawi before Lilongwe"

"How many times..." gives you a retentive's view
"a day should you urinate" while second is
"a day should you poop"

"Who is..." has
"My MP" as second between
"the Stig" at 1 and
"the New Stig" at 3

And as a bizarre finish, we go to Wales.

"Why do Welsh..." throws up
"people look Spanish"
"people have dark hair" and, yes, in third,
"people get called sheep shaggers"

If you go into Google, Tone, depending on your settings you type in a few characters and it throws up suggestions beneath. Some are weird and wonderful.

To parody Clarkson, if you type in "Why are Mexicans", it offers you "lazy". "Why are British" is "troops in Afghanistan"...

No, I know what you meant...it does it for me too....I'm just so puzzled at some of them!

"Why do bras..." elicits "squeak"?

No, dear, that would be me...

"Where do fish..." elicits "keep their money".

I'm assuming that's a one-line gag and the answer is "sandbanks" or people are just fucking weird

"Who took..." elicits "Madeleine McCann". The second response is "Clara to the Kingdom of Sweets".

One of course relates to a work of fiction. The other relates to the Prince in the Nutcracker.

'The McCanns are'......throws up 'guilty'.

Google, for all they're twats, Tone, don't have form for getting the market wrong

Is Gerry McCann a...

freemason
suspect
sex offender
doctor
liar
mason
psychopath
Scottish Knight Templar
registered sex offender

Fuck me, the agony of choice...
(replace Gerry with Kate and we get "doctors(?)", "scouser", "liar", "swinger")

(Yes, "swinger". FFS)