A nation of fat fuckers and honda invent this ffs

No practical value whatsoever as a product. "Leaves both hands free to carry packages while in motion". Yes, dickhead, you've just described "walking"

Fantastic!
I want one!
Those two birds can ride me too if they want!

The entire conversation

"Wow, it can stand by itself"

"Yes, watch this!"

It is possible to sit down and ride around

"Wow, that's incredible"

"It's easy to ride. Come on, I'll show you how to do it"

Redacted:
Blonde:
"Wow, it can stand by itself" "Wow, that's incredible"

Spoiler:

Brunette
"Yes, watch this!" "It's easy to ride. Come on, I'll show you how to do it"

Spoiler:

Superfluous direction/narration
It is possible to sit down and ride around

Spoiler:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Fantastic!
I want one!
Those two birds can ride me too if they want!

With a combined weight of 25 stone i dont think so tony

Bert wrote:The entire conversation

"Wow, it can stand by itself"

"Yes, watch this!"

It is possible to sit down and ride around

"Wow, that's incredible"

"It's easy to ride. Come on, I'll show you how to do it"

Redacted:
Blonde:
"Wow, it can stand by itself" "Wow, that's incredible"

Spoiler:

Brunette
"Yes, watch this!" "It's easy to ride. Come on, I'll show you how to do it"

Spoiler:

Superfluous direction/narration
It is possible to sit down and ride around

Spoiler:

bitofatwat wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Fantastic!
I want one!
Those two birds can ride me too if they want!

With a combined weight of 25 stone i dont think so tony

That's tweny-five stone distributed about the face, chest and groin, though. I've thought about it, I'm in.

Bert wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Fantastic!
I want one!
Those two birds can ride me too if they want!

With a combined weight of 25 stone i dont think so tony

That's tweny-five stone distributed about the face, chest and groin, though. I've thought about it, I'm in.

For some reason I keep picturing Denis Irwin playing left back on one.

does it come with floats?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:does it come with floats?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

Ahh Honda Japan Tsunami

Fucking hilarious...