stupid old cnut next door has found his flymo,

and has beaten mummy cabbage to first cut.
not her day is it.

he,
on the other hand,
will be soiling his y-fronts right now.

thank fuck for that,
he's finished.
i wonder if he is still capable of ejaculation.
if he didn't do his load then,
he won't have it in him,
cos for him,that's as good as it gets.
and he did it on a saturday.

not 11.00.am o a week-day.

ARGH!!!!!!!

i spoke too soon,
he's off again.

sloppy seconds?

eric

First one was foreplay, Eric. He was just clipping around the clematis...

Second one was where he got to change his setting, get in close and blow his stack

Bert wrote:First one was foreplay, Eric. He was just clipping around the clematis...

Second one was where he got to change his setting, get in close and blow his stack