player i would like to see at Arsenal

David Luiz

In the true Arsenal style, no money but straight swap for Squillaci or Koscielny

That'll be all thank you, no more.

If the plastic midget pissing bunglefucker could see you now, he'd be knocking you sideways over Viddy and Herniatez.

fair comment, taken on board

Tremendous response. You get away with that one because Lord Fauntleroy wouldn't be aware of which side he plays for.

in fact, i retract the hernandez bit unconditionally, he's probably just having a bit of a lucky run and in reality is a stroppy little cunt with no talent or potential at all, there are plenty of other temporary front men out there we could swap for bendtner

unfortunately, vidic plays in the right mould and it's a shame he joined the scum, surely he can be saved yet?

Luiz is a shoe in