imagining me,slumped over my laptop,totally rat-arsed

i'm drinking here,


not madly/wildly or anything,
but y'know what?
i feel as though i'm drinking water.

the mental images that one conjurs up.


me,,,
suddenly doing a homer simpson,
busted nose,split face,and a fortune gone down the betfair toilet.

DURRRRRRRRRRR !

ahhhhhhhh'ha'ha'ha.

nah,
i wouldn't get that bad.
but my alcohol-tolerance does see to be getting stronger.
or the morrisons shit aint what it says on the label.

and my smilies are a mess.
is this site playing up?