The best song ever

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I am a lineman on the county

FOR the county. Fucking hell, Kit, you've been back ten minutes and you're making uncharacteristic errors. Get your shit straight, you're not running with the detritus any more...

Bert wrote:FOR the county. Fucking hell, Kit, you've been back ten minutes and you're making uncharacteristic errors. Get your shit straight, you're not running with the detritus any more...

I love this song bert

I hear you singing in the wire.......

And I need you more than want you... (no, not you )

Bert wrote:And I need you more than want you... (no, not you )

God bert , I need you more than want you

Yeah, but you want me for all time.




















biatch

This song was out when I first met my wife in 1968.
I love it too Kit.

Nobby Cheese wrote:This song was out when I first met my wife in 1968.
I love it too Kit.

Voted one of the best songs ever Tony

I have it on my ipod in the car....love it.

You know what? I'm sat here with a free download voucher next to me and as a result, I'm going to use it for that as remarkably, I don't already have it.

I don't care if I'm a cheap bastard. Something for nothing.

Nobby Cheese wrote:This song was out when I first met my wife in 1968.
I love it too Kit.

you fucking old cunt, i was just being born then

owzat wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:This song was out when I first met my wife in 1968.
I love it too Kit.

you fucking old cunt, i was just being born then

Kit wrote:

Bert wrote:FOR the county. Fucking hell, Kit, you've been back ten minutes and you're making uncharacteristic errors. Get your shit straight, you're not running with the detritus any more...

I love this song bert

I do
though I hate country music, I remember it as a child and loved it

morning_glory wrote:

Kit wrote:

Bert wrote:FOR the county. Fucking hell, Kit, you've been back ten minutes and you're making uncharacteristic errors. Get your shit straight, you're not running with the detritus any more...

I love this song bert

I do
though I hate country music, I remember it as a child and loved it

As a child?
You're as old as me!!

Nobby Cheese wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

Kit wrote:

Bert wrote:FOR the county. Fucking hell, Kit, you've been back ten minutes and you're making uncharacteristic errors. Get your shit straight, you're not running with the detritus any more...

I love this song bert

I do
though I hate country music, I remember it as a child and loved it

As a child?
You're as old as me!!

fuck off nobody's as old as you.

So I'm guessing you first heard it about fifteen years ago, MG?

[Post Leslie Phillips here]

Spoiler:

of course bert











































I was actually a child in 1968.

No, MG, if you were a child fifteen years ago, I'm stating that you are in fact about twenty-five.

At which point you titter, call me cheeky and look at me coquettishly. You know how it all ends, me sated through climax, you disappointed through brevity and your knicks on my trophy wall (yes, OK, I have a new catchphrase)

Bert wrote:No, MG, if you were a child fifteen years ago, I'm stating that you are in fact about twenty-five.

At which point you titter, call me cheeky and look at me coquettishly. You know how it all ends, me sated through climax, you disappointed through brevity and your knicks on my trophy wall (yes, OK, I have a new catchphrase)