I in newport

I in Newport". It shit

what you upto there then?

Looking on the bright side, you're probably about to relieve some poor unsuspecting happy young couple of about 850 notes for a few point and click snaps which the taxman will never find out about

REgistry office wedding at three

I don't know why but I find registry office weddings a bit, you know, lacking in something for the event.

Newport is great.
The Gwent lads really love their rock.

pp

Punting Prowler wrote:Newport is great.
The Gwent lads really love their cock.

pp

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

Punting Prowler wrote:Newport is great.
The Gwent lads really love their cock.

pp

You should have been there last night then Abdul.

pp

Why, do you have an international cock night diary or something that tells you which night of the week in each city it is arse bandits night?

Abdul Kowalski wrote:Why, do you have an international cock night diary or something that tells you which night of the week in each city it is arse bandits night?

No.
However, I got the impression that you wanted some bloke to blow you off last night.
Maybe I was wrong.

pp

i was born there

missyj wrote:i was born there

Its one redeeming feature!

Typical place, had the shit bombed out of it in the 40's and has suffered from a lack of funds and awful architecture/town planning since

i dotn intend on returning my mum was on the road

missyj wrote:i dotn intend on returning my mum was on the road

what? as a hooker? They get a lot of that by the old bridge

her and my dad were hippy , i soon stopped all that silly business

missyj wrote:her and my dad were hippy , i soon stopped all that silly business

I was being facetious

Just think , if you had stayed you could have been a Welshy Jones!

The 'Chauffeur' made me laugh today , brand spanking new Rolls Royce and the driver was like Dave Coaches.

I said , 'Won't hold you up too long, just a few in front of the car and a couple of shots in the back'

He was like ' Thats no problem Mush , ew take as long as ew needs'

alot of bad shit happens in that part of the country