Superinjunction

Arsenal and Morocco footballer Marouane Chamakh took part in a group sex session at a Las Vegas hotel 3 years ago. Chamakh had been in Las Vegas on holiday with two male footballer friends. While drinking at a nightclub they met three blonde Swedish women and after partying together for several hours they went back to Chamakh's hotel room for a group sex romp. One of the women took photographs and video footage of the session using a mobile phone. In January this year, several photographs from the session, including one of Chamakh wearing nothing but a condom, were emailed to him by an unknown person along with threats to send the photographs & videos to newspapers. Chamakh ignored the threat and soon after the photographs were offered to a UK newspaper. Chamakh then contacted his lawyers and the police, who have so far been unable to trace the blackmailer. When Arsenal heard about events they helped Chamakh to take out an injunction banning any reporting of the story. Chamakh is a single man but he is also a devout Muslim and has in the past spoken of his strongly held religious beliefs and his refusal to touch alcohol, yet he is believed to be shown drinking heavily in the video footage. Chamakh has also had some involvement in French politics.

Sports commentator Richard Keys is a keen tarmacer and frequents upmarket S&M clubs to indulge in his passion for being tied up, gagged and having prostitutes empty their bowels over him. A video of it is in circulation.

Singer Annie Lennox was the victim of a burglary at her London home in November 2009, in which 2 laptop computers were stolen. Six weeks after the theft, Lennox began receiving threatening letters, emails and facebook messages demanding £54,000 in exchange for the return of 27 images that had been stored on one of the computers, otherwise the thief would sell them to newspapers. The images were said to be of a highly sensitive nature and would have caused Lennox enormous personal distress and humiliation if they had ever been made public. Lennox took out a press injunction, blocking the publication of the images if they ever should be sent to a newspaper. The blackmailer, Sebastian Bennett, was eventually convicted and sentenced to 7 years in prison.

Football manager Alan Pardew had an extramarital affair with a young woman for some months in 2006. The press at first held back on the reporting of it since Pardew's wife was suffering from extreme stress at the time and making suicide threats. The woman's husband, who first let the press know about the affair, wanted revenge and harassed Pardew via telephone and email. If the press wouldn't publish it, he intended to spread the details of the affair on the internet, including emails and other correspondence between Pardew and the woman. Pardew successfully obtained a court injunction banning the man from talking any further to journalists or of communicating the story via the internet.

Tottenham Hotspur and Ireland footballer Robbie Keane has injunctions stopping the press from reporting on two sexual encounters he had in 2008. The first took place 6 weeks before his wedding and the second took place 2 months after his wedding. His wife, the former Miss Ireland contestant Claudine Palmer, knows nothing about either affair.

TV panel show twat and record spinner Doctor Fox has two injunctions out. One prevents anyone revealing that he is not a doctor. The other prevents anyone revealing that he is a fox. He needs the injunctions so that he may retain his prescription pads as he is addicted to prescription Tixylix and to allow him to roam the countryside freely without being torn apart by hounds and to stop people mocking his bushy tail.

Mad Tony wrote:
Sports commentator Richard Keys is a keen tarmacer and frequents upmarket S&M clubs to indulge in his passion for being tied up, gagged and having prostitutes empty their bowels over him. A video of it is in circulation.

NotBert wrote:TV panel show twat and record spinner Doctor Fox has two injunctions out. One prevents anyone revealing that he is not a doctor. The other prevents anyone revealing that he is a fox. He needs the injunctions so that he may retain his prescription pads as he is addicted to prescription Tixylix and to allow him to roam the countryside freely without being torn apart by hounds and to stop people mocking his bushy tail.

A superinjunction was taken out by a famous 70s Blue Peter presenter who may or may not have owned a dog, whose penchant for buying Nuttall's Mintoes and inserting them into his urethra to distend his penile fluid flow was captured on video on a closed Playaway set by Brian Cant's milkman.

The superinjunction is further complicated by the video showing the subsequently distended penis discharging what can only be described as "a shell-like eruption" of jizz down the throat of a grateful recipient. The video is now in the hands of the Operation Yewtree as the recipient was no less than Sir James Savile, who subsequently gargles with it doing that oh-oo-oh-oo-oh noise people do when they do an impression of him that doesn't look suspiciously like Graham Rix

what a fuckin world.

erixter wrote:what a fuckin world.