wife says,

i don't have to sleep with the dog.

i think i want to now.


and i can pretend to be pissed.

hadn't better get abusive,
she might like it.

you can't fuckin win.

she wants your body

i doubt it mg.
there's fuck all to want.

that IS a nice avatar mg.


kinda makes you wanna go there.
y'know?

believe it or not where i live there has been a load of demolition and we have meadows like this.I look forward every year to it, kids think im crackers.

have you got skylarks there?

serious question.

Im not sure eric.is it those that hovver over their nests.if so i havent seen them.

yeah,
if you disturb one,
they go straight up,
until they're just a faint speck in the sky,
then as you said,
they hovver,
and sing.
used to be so common in my childhood days.

it may be a bit busy for them because we are in the middle of a housing estate.

good is as good does mg.
you get kestrels nesting in the middle of london.

if you have good clean earth,
and meadows like your avatar,
they may well be there.
i hope so.
they need all the help they can get.

they're so sensitive to changes in landscape.

Fuck her 'til she faints

NotBert wrote:Fuck her 'til she faints

i'd probably burst out laughing and ruin it.

or faint first.

either way it's a rule4.

erixter wrote:i'd probably burst out laughing and ruin it.

or faint first.

either way it's a rule4.

What, give her 10p in the £?

there'd be no bets to settle mate.

talk about 33s the field.

Even so, someone gets to come first...

why?
ever heard of boredom?

i have trouble getting an erection.
for her?
forget it.
it aint gonna happen.

even if we were..........

ugh!

conjugating,

so to speak.

why do i suddenly feel ill?

it's that time of the month.