what happened to she?

pissed?

busy sending bert tacky pics?

I have her but she's...



tied up

Mad Tony wrote:

couldn't you just slide in there?

Off screen in that photo, Eric, I'm pounding away



with a mango

nice one bert.
pound away man,
give it some f'me eh?

and she said that men couldn't multi-task.

well multi-task that bitch.

erixter wrote:nice one bert.
pound away man,
give it some f'me eh?

I've only got one mango...

erixter wrote:pissed?

not touched a drop eric...i went to sleep, i was tired and now i cant friggin sleep ARRGH!

she wrote:

erixter wrote:pissed?

not touched a drop eric...i went to sleep, i was tired and now i cant friggin sleep ARRGH!

I'm listening...

if i only knew where the friggin huge spider went to

she wrote:if i only knew where the friggin huge spider went to

I can have a rummage around if you like?

Well, if I like. You mightn't but I reckon you'd warm to it...

NotBert wrote:

she wrote:if i only knew where the friggin huge spider went to

I can have a rummage around if you like?

Well, if I like. You mightn't but I reckon you'd warm to it...

You're thinking about it, and that's OK...

Spoiler:

NotBert wrote:You're thinking about it, and that's OK...

Spoiler:

lol i was thinking more along the lines of 'wtf did that spider go...i wanna go sleep!'

Sounds like you were making a Salvation Army spider of your own this morning...

omg i soooo remember that spider

Is that pic oversized?  Let's see...



No, the spider's still out of shot



What a marvellous innuendo that was