SPIDER!!!!

i was sleeping and got woke up with a cat chasing a huge spider on the wall...i tried to catch it but its disappeared and i aint going to fucking sleep with a huge fucking spider in the room

and no i aint been drinking...i havent had a drink today, i was too tired

She calls me "spider" because it's like I've got more arms and legs than I should...

She also calls me "peanut". That one isn't so flattering, though

And now and again, she calls me "Skoda".

I mightn't look great but I go perfectly well, hell yeah

NotBert wrote:And now and again, she calls me "Skoda".

I mightn't look great but I go perfectly well, hell yeah

hahaha i like that one

Here to please, She, good clean innuendo, free gratis and for nothing save for the boobshots which I appreciate.

she wrote:i was sleeping and got woke up with a cat chasing a huge spider on the wall...i tried to catch it but its disappeared and i aint going to fucking sleep with a huge fucking spider in the room

and no i aint been drinking...i havent had a drink today, i was too tired

we had one the other week what had been acting strangley in the bathroom, my daughter said its giving birth and i said ill get the hot water.she didnt understand...well i thought it was funny.

morning_glory wrote:

she wrote:i was sleeping and got woke up with a cat chasing a huge spider on the wall...i tried to catch it but its disappeared and i aint going to fucking sleep with a huge fucking spider in the room

and no i aint been drinking...i havent had a drink today, i was too tired

we had one the other week what had been acting strangley in the bathroom, my daughter said its giving birth and i said ill get the hot water.she didnt understand...well i thought it was funny.

did you remember the towels too?

If you two are going to talk about towels, I'm going to imagine you both dressed in nothing but... well hello...

got the towels already too.sadly i had to get a brush and put her outside along with her babies

NotBert wrote:If you two are going to talk about towels, I'm going to imagine you both dressed in nothing but... well hello...

speaking of towels, i may go to tj hughes tomorrow.

maybe,
maybe not,
aren't they going into recievership?
seriously.
we have one in kettering.
i think they're having problems.

morning_glory wrote:

NotBert wrote:If you two are going to talk about towels, I'm going to imagine you both dressed in nothing but... well hello...

speaking of towels, i may go to tj hughes tomorrow.

It's your opportunism that excites me, MG... And I'd just let you

this ones always packed, especially with oldies.my mothers devastated.

life eh?

fuck sake....cant find a friggin torch that works ARRGH!!

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

NotBert wrote:If you two are going to talk about towels, I'm going to imagine you both dressed in nothing but... well hello...

speaking of towels, i may go to tj hughes tomorrow.

It's your opportunism that excites me, MG... And I'd just let you

Im a pragmatist if nowt else.

she wrote:fuck sake....cant find a friggin torch that works ARRGH!!

like our house.
ive realised i need a toolbox.

she wrote:fuck sake....cant find a friggin torch that works ARRGH!!

leave it for the cat she.

just go to sleep.

morning_glory wrote:

she wrote:fuck sake....cant find a friggin torch that works ARRGH!!

like our house.
ive realised i need a toolbox.

our house could do with a tool.

erixter wrote:

she wrote:fuck sake....cant find a friggin torch that works ARRGH!!

leave it for the cat she.

just go to sleep.

i`ve got 10 friggin cats and none of them caught it
found a torch that works now anyway

ok i`m off spider hunting brb

i found it and caught it within 30 seconds...how good is that???

its now out in the pissing down rain though, poor wee thing