knackered,been chopping up rosemary.

we have,
correction,
had,
this fucking great rosemary bush/tree monstrosity near the front door,
we had a fight,
i had the secateurs.

She was never the same after Fred hanged himself

no,
i suppose not.

all gone west eh?

NotBert wrote:She was never the same after Fred hanged himself

still as ugly.
how can ugly women get paid for sex?

morning_glory wrote:still as ugly.
how can ugly women get paid for sex?

mg,
i always went for,,,,,
well,
not ugly exactly.
but plain looking girls.

not that i went with many.

would never go near an attractive one,
and beautiful girls an absolute no'no. nooooooo way.

apart from attracting admirers like bees around a honey-pot,
and causing fights.
they chip away at a blokes insecurities.

takes a very self-assured bloke to court a beauty.

and ugly ones know how to treat a bloke.

the best nights in bed that i ever had,
ended with me skulking out early the next morning hoping that i wasn't seen leaving.
it's an old joke,
but it's true.

it IS all about the male ego and self-confidence/estemm etc.

really.

well,
that's how it was for me.

just thinking cos im always skint ....

but you're not ugly.
you put a pic up once.

have you got strong wrists?

erixter wrote:but you're not ugly.
you put a pic up once.

have you got strong wrists?

does she need them with you

erixter wrote:but you're not ugly.
you put a pic up once.

have you got strong wrists?

why would she need strong wrists? hahaha

not with me ffs.

hand-jobs aren't so lucrative,
but it's good honest work,
and it might not take so long to build up a regular clientele.

erixter wrote:not with me ffs.

hand-jobs aren't so lucrative,
but it's good honest work,
and it might not take so long to build up a regular clientele.

looks like you just found yourself a new s/emp career eric, and nothing to the taxman either

sounds like you got it sussed already eric

i could get you a website set up eric, what you want to be called - happyhandjobs.co.uk or ericshuffles.com

have a new avatar -

his wrists seem okay,
is there a contact number with that?