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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:48 am

Who is it and what's it's fucking problem?

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:52 am

For shame, Tony...

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:53 am

Bert....your avatar Elvis20stitch

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:55 am

Who the fuck is it??
Shocked

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:56 am

Elvis, you daft cunt... Laughing

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:56 am

My 3 year old daughter loves him Bert.

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:57 am

I know that's Elvis above but who is it in the avatar?
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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:57 am


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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 12:59 am

Lilo?
WTF?
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Post  bitofatwat Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:00 am


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Post  bitofatwat Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:10 am

i make it 48 bert Bert....your avatar 47620 Bert....your avatar 47620
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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:12 am

bitofatwat wrote:i make it 48 bert Bert....your avatar 47620 Bert....your avatar 47620

You have to get ready for it, BOAT. Razz

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:15 am

Bert wrote: Here's one for you, old man

You sound like Clint Eastwood talking to Lee Van Cleef!


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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:16 am

If Lee Van Cleef had an arse like Elastigirl, that quote would mean something entirely different...

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:18 am

Bert wrote:If Lee Van Cleef had an arse like Elastigirl, that quote would mean something entirely different...

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:21 am

I never could work out why Lee Van Cleef didn't have a more successful acting career. Apart from the obvious ones he wasn't used much in film.

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:23 am

Lee Van Cleef Filmography

High Noon (1952)
Untamed Frontier (1952)
Kansas City Confidential (1952)
The Beast From 20,000 Fathoms (1953)
The Lawless Breed (1953)
The Bandits of Corsica (1953)
White Lightning (1953)
Arena (1953)
Vice Squad (1953)
Jack Slade (1953)
The Nebraskan (1953)
Private Eyes (1953)
Tumbleweed (1953)
Gypsy Colt (1954)
Arrow In The Dust (1954)
Rails Into Laramie (1954)
The Yellow Tomahawk (1954)
Princess of the Nile (1954) (Uncredited Bit Part)
The Desperado (1954)
Dawn At Socorro (1954)
Treasure of Ruby Hills (1955)
Ten Wanted Men (1955)
The Naked Street (1955)
Man Without A Star (1955) (Uncredited Bit Part)
I Cover The Underworld (1955)
The Road To Denver (1955)
A Man Alone (1955)
The Vanishing American (1955)
The Conqueror (1955)
The Big Combo (1955)
It Conquered the World (1956)
Tribute To A Bad Man (1956)
Pardners (1956)
Accused of Murder (1956)
The Lonely Man (1957)
The Tin Star (1957)
The Quiet Gun (1957)
Gunfight at the O.K. Corral (1957)
China Gate (1957)
The Badge of Marshal Brennan (1957)
The Last Stagecoach West (1957)
Joe Dakota (1957)
Gun Battle of Monterey (1957)
Raiders of Old California (1957)
Day of the Bad Man (1958)
The Bravados (1958)
The Young Lions (1958)
Machete (1958)
Guns, Girls and Gangsters (1959)
Ride Lonesome (1959)
The Slowest Gun In The West (TV) (1960)
Posse From Hell (1961)
The Twilight Zone "The Grave" (1961)
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance (1962)
How the West Was Won (1962) (uncredited)
For a Few Dollars More (1965)
The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966)
The Big Gundown (1966)
Death Rides a Horse (1967)
Day of Anger (1967)
Beyond the Law (1968)
Commandos (1968)
Sabata (1969)
Barquero (1970)
El Condor (1970)
Captain Apache (1971)
Return of Sabata (1971)
Grand Duel (Storm Rider) (1972)
Bad Man's River (1972)
The Magnificent Seven Ride! (1972)
Mean Frank and Crazy Tony, aka Escape From Death Row (1973)
The Stranger and the Gunfighter (1974)
Take a Hard Ride (1975)
God's Gun (1976)
Kid Vengeance (1977) (Filmed in Gran Canaria)
The Perfect Killer (1977)
Nowhere to Hide (1977) (TV)
The Squeeze (1978)
The Hard Way (1979) (TV)
The Octagon (1980)
Escape from New York (1981)
Killing Machine (1983)
Codename: Wild Geese (1984)
The Master (1984) (TV series)
Jungle Raiders (1985)
Armed Response (1986)
The Commander (1986)
Speed Zone! aka Cannonball Fever (1989)
Thieves of Fortune (1989)

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:43 am

Tony. In most of those films Van Cleef had a walk on part or they were a load of fucking shit (not his fault).

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:46 am

Volonte wrote:Tony. In most of those films Van Cleef had a walk on part or they were a load of fucking shit (not his fault).

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

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Post  bitofatwat Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:48 am

Anyone remember bring me the head of Alfredo Garcia ?

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:55 am

Night mate.

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Post  Guest Fri Apr 30, 2010 1:56 am

Mad Tony wrote:
Volonte wrote:Tony. In most of those films Van Cleef had a walk on part or they were a load of fucking shit (not his fault).

lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

How many of those films was he lead or supporting actor?

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Post  morning_glory Fri Apr 30, 2010 2:12 am

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