if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
2 posters
:: JUICE PUNTERS :: CHIT CHAT
Page 1 of 1
if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
i wouldn't need much.
but then,
safety and security is too much to ask for nowadays.
i've spent the week,
pottering about,
from bunker to bed,
bed to kitchen,
kitchen to bog,
and back to bunker again.
a really nice little round-robin.
had to deal with callers early on.
and have had to converse with the wife once or twice,
but,
it's cool,
we manage to be civil.
my dream,
1 mug,1plate,1knife,fork,and spoon on the drainer.
and me,
getting old,
dirtier, smellier,and more miserable by the day.
can't you see it?
me in a bunker just like this one.
rambling on,
bitching and whining,
looking out from behind my blackout curtains,
glowering at the world.
snarling,
and hurling obsceneties,
at anyone who comes within range.
my dream.
but then,
safety and security is too much to ask for nowadays.
i've spent the week,
pottering about,
from bunker to bed,
bed to kitchen,
kitchen to bog,
and back to bunker again.
a really nice little round-robin.
had to deal with callers early on.
and have had to converse with the wife once or twice,
but,
it's cool,
we manage to be civil.
my dream,
1 mug,1plate,1knife,fork,and spoon on the drainer.
and me,
getting old,
dirtier, smellier,and more miserable by the day.
can't you see it?
me in a bunker just like this one.
rambling on,
bitching and whining,
looking out from behind my blackout curtains,
glowering at the world.
snarling,
and hurling obsceneties,
at anyone who comes within range.
my dream.
Guest- Guest
Re: if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
If eric did not have me on ignore, i'd ask him why he always attempts to post in this laboured prose.
Guest- Guest
Re: if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
does he have you on ignore?Kit wrote:If eric did not have me on ignore, i'd ask him why he always attempts to post in this laboured prose.
she- Posts : 2467
Join date : 2011-05-15
Re: if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
Yes,
But that
is his choice.
so generally I tend,
not to interfere.
But that
is his choice.
so generally I tend,
not to interfere.
Guest- Guest
Re: if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
why would anyone have you on ignore?
she- Posts : 2467
Join date : 2011-05-15
Re: if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
she wrote:why would anyone have you on ignore?
because eric likes to do his shizzle , he is not really interested in communicating or interactions, he just likes to shout about his (probably fictitious) life.
He has been doing it for the best part of 6 years , so its best that I make this my last comment, and let him get on with it.
Guest- Guest
Re: if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
However, when he drove down to Oxford for fish & chips and the hope of a shag, it was said he was quite normal.
Guest- Guest
Re: if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
erixter wrote:my dream,
1 mug,1plate,1knife,fork,and spoon on the drainer.
and me,
getting old,
dirtier, smellier,and more miserable by the day.
can't you see it?
me in a bunker just like this one.
rambling on,
bitching and whining,
looking out from behind my blackout curtains,
glowering at the world.
snarling,
and hurling obsceneties,
at anyone who comes within range.
my dream.
Admit to a sex crime, Eric. There's a cell with your name on it. Job done
NotBert- Posts : 5739
Join date : 2011-06-13
Re: if i could relocate,would love to fuck off,,,
she wrote:why would anyone have you on ignore?
Ahem. Where to begin...
In Kit's defence, pencils do have erasers.
NotBert- Posts : 5739
Join date : 2011-06-13
Similar topics
» I love my job
» I'm in love
» I love these
» I think I'm in love
» MG and her new man...it looks like love
» I'm in love
» I love these
» I think I'm in love
» MG and her new man...it looks like love
:: JUICE PUNTERS :: CHIT CHAT
Page 1 of 1
Permissions in this forum:
You cannot reply to topics in this forum