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Post  Guest Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:30 pm

There's a robber down the bookies swears he's Elvis Article-2013518-0CF749BA00000578-85_308x462

A Ladbrokes worker could be excused for feeling lonesome tonight after she was held up at gunpoint by a robber disguised as Elvis Presley in Brighton, east Sussex. Investigators believe he was the same man who robbed a William Hill betting shop last Thursday wearing a huge fake bushy grey beard.

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Post  Guest Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:31 pm

Poor cunt trying to get back his lost money:
He should have used Betfair .....EVERYONE'S A WINNER!
cheers

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Post  Guest Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:33 pm

Didn't happen mate, the bus was cancelled and the footage is fake, the witnesses are cleary lying, my dog says so and he knows Elvis - woof!

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Post  Guest Tue Jul 12, 2011 12:33 pm

Abdul Kowalski wrote:Didn't happen mate, the bus was cancelled and the footage is fake, the witnesses are cleary lying, my dog says so and he knows Elvis - woof!
Proof please.

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Post  NotBert Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:31 pm

Rumour has it the attempt was to frame dead Elvis as the man left, turned back at the door and said "thank you ver much you ver kind"
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Post  Guest Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:37 pm

presumably, if there were any punters in there and they jumped up shouting "Elvis has left the building" when he legged it, the person behind the counter would not have laughed

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Post  NotBert Tue Jul 12, 2011 4:38 pm

He took the pens for an encore...
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