as greedy as a gannet

Mad Tony wrote:I was in Cornwall 13 years ago eating a Cornish Pastie at St Ives on a bench, when a seagull the size of an eagle swooped, took the pastie and left my nose bleeding profusely.

NotBert wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:I was in Cornwall 13 years ago eating a Cornish Pastie at St Ives on a bench, when a seagull the size of an eagle swooped, took the pastie and left my nose bleeding profusely.

Well obviously unless you imported one

NotBert wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:I was in Cornwall 13 years ago eating a Cornish Pastie at St Ives on a bench, when a seagull the size of an eagle swooped, took the pastie and left my nose bleeding profusely.

Well obviously unless you imported one

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

NotBert wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:I was in Cornwall 13 years ago eating a Cornish Pastie at St Ives on a bench, when a seagull the size of an eagle swooped, took the pastie and left my nose bleeding profusely.

Well obviously unless you imported one

and this year's winner of the 'sarky cunt' award goes to NotBert

NotBert wrote:

Abdul Kowalski wrote:

NotBert wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:I was in Cornwall 13 years ago eating a Cornish Pastie at St Ives on a bench, when a seagull the size of an eagle swooped, took the pastie and left my nose bleeding profusely.

Well obviously unless you imported one

and this year's winner of the 'sarky cunt' award goes to NotBert

"I'd like to thank everyone who made this possible. Tony, an admirable foil in all seasons. BOAT, long-suffering but constantly behind us in all our endeavours. She and MG for their rolling eyes and clear tendencies for a bit of girl-on-girl and so many others. However, a special mention for Abdul - without his constant laconic input and vitriolic yet amiable posting, none of this would be possible - this award's half yours, big fella"