Catch you in a few hours

The wife's making me take her to cunting Colchester.

That's not a euphemism, is it?

Bert wrote:http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Colchester%20Condom

You have to remember, Feldy, that Tony was the bloke when asked "which sequels have ever been better than the original" said "Assmasters 16 was better than Assmasters 3, 4, 5, 7, 9, 11, 12, 14, 15, the two summer bummer specials and the Christmas Buttathon."

My favourite euphamism on that subject comes courtesy of Viz's mighty profanisaurus (paraphrased cos the bugger isn't online)

Golden Ticket. Noun: opportunity for anal congress. After the exclusive prize given away by Willy Wonka of a visit to the chocolate factory.