inner peace

Some doctor on tv this morning said the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started & hadn't finished, then I finished off a bottle of Vodka, a bodle of Baileys, a botle of wum, a pock of Prungles, 1/2 chesecke an a bocs a choclezt. Yu haf no idr how bludy fablus I feeel now. Plaese sned dhis orn to dem yu fel ar in ned ov innr piss

trying to cheer myself up

erics morphed into ew.

morning_glory wrote:erics morphed into ew.

that should read ,she's morphed into ew.

okay.

but it says,,,,,,

erm,

ERIC.

morning_glory wrote:that should read ,she's morphed into ew.

Thank fuck for that, there was a fight on the cards for a bit there

is there something that i should know?
wanna talk about it?

erixter wrote:okay.

but it says,,,,,,

erm,

ERIC.

I know eric.it was a mistake.

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:that should read ,she's morphed into ew.

Thank fuck for that, there was a fight on the cards for a bit there

ide win.

morning_glory wrote:

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:that should read ,she's morphed into ew.

Thank fuck for that, there was a fight on the cards for a bit there

ide win.

You would with me as well. Because eventually, I'd let you

casual violence is the name of the game.

morning_glory wrote:casual violence is the name of the game.

Steady on now, agreed weapons and codewords when you go too far (or I do, but I do have a velvet touch, even though I say so myself)

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:that should read ,she's morphed into ew.

Thank fuck for that, there was a fight on the cards for a bit there

ide win.

You would with me as well. Because eventually, I'd let you

bert,
you slut.

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:casual violence is the name of the game.

Steady on now, agreed weapons and codewords when you go too far (or I do, but I do have a velvet touch, even though I say so myself)

you sound like a old hand.

Eric, that's a harsh thing to say. Might be true, I'll let you know if I'm ever in that position but as we stand, harsh.

Now get out of the way of MG and me discussing parameters...

morning_glory wrote:

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:casual violence is the name of the game.

Steady on now, agreed weapons and codewords when you go too far (or I do, but I do have a velvet touch, even though I say so myself)

you sound like a old hand.

Everything I know is down to US sitcoms and French primetime TV, MG. I've probably seen bits on C4 as well back in the days when C4 was a bit less casual about these matters. BOAT has been a help too, but I stress, not practically - like a baguette, by all accounts.

Although the touch thing is honed from years of sporting practice and cooking - it's all in the detail and having loose wrists.

NotBert wrote:Eric, that's a harsh thing to say. Might be true, I'll let you know if I'm ever in that position but as we stand, harsh.

Now get out of the way of MG and me discussing parameters...

no physics again ffs

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:casual violence is the name of the game.

Steady on now, agreed weapons and codewords when you go too far (or I do, but I do have a velvet touch, even though I say so myself)

you sound like a old hand.

Everything I know is down to US sitcoms and French primetime TV, MG. I've probably seen bits on C4 as well back in the days when C4 was a bit less casual about these matters. BOAT has been a help too, but I stress, not practically - like a baguette, by all accounts.

Although the touch thing is honed from years of sporting practice and cooking - it's all in the detail and having loose wrists.

many years I found myself on an internet site that had an interest in domination.by the man. it sounded fine, until they started mentioning crocodile clips.where I promptly gave my excuses and left.

Yes, that's not right at all, MG. I know I might come across as a bit "experimental" but I wouldn't look at a lead-acid accumulator charging and think "fuck me, I'm moist"

should fuckin think so.

morning_glory wrote:should fuckin think so.

I do however want to explore (I must indicate that I have my pants on at this point) why you "found" yourself to be on what I am going to guess was a a bdsm site in the first place.

As a behavioural point, I will point out that your answers tend to be far more thought-provoking than any shabby fantasy based on you sitting at a keyboard leathered up and Gothic-looking. Although I am not passing judgment on the latter. It's just your take on the former tends to be so intriguing...

ive been around on the internet for years and have 'met' in a virtual sense all kinds of people.this encounter was via the old notorious MSN chatrooms ide just wish ide wrote a book about it now.

Yes, you wonder why MSN closed them down...

Did you make your excuses and leave immediately or kick around for twenty minutes or so? You strike me as someone who'd stop and see what happens as long as no-one reached for a branding iron and then tell them in no uncertain terms to fuck right off, tbh

NotBert wrote:Yes, you wonder why MSN closed them down...

Did you make your excuses and leave immediately or kick around for twenty minutes or so? You strike me as someone who'd stop and see what happens as long as no-one reached for a branding iron and then tell them in no uncertain terms to fuck right off, tbh

yup
I had spoken to him via pm on several occassions, but when he wanted to do it for real.I thought fuck that for a lark.

Genuine lol. If you weren't obviously a woman, MG, you'd make a good bloke

Don't knock it - a lot to be said for someone who can fit in anywhere