so,come on you borin cnuts.

how was your sunday?

*;@:/<^$[=(*$£*0 fireworks?

orgasms?

sex in the pews?

what ffs?

spill it you bstds.

had dinner at mamas ,then we took g/s to Wentworth, then the Strines and Ladybower

Dug up tomato plants, replanted, same with carrots and sweetpeas, nice out so barbecued for us all, saw the shavers off to grandparents for a couple of days which mildly fucks me off not because they are going at all but because we have to work which is why they aren't here.

Oh, and I cut the fucking bastard cunting twatting grass. We are currently not speaking, the moss-bound, crabby shite. If it had clover all over, that'd be fine, but nooooo, I'll be patchy... I am progressively winning this moss battle but fuck me, it's attrition at its worst

Going to spend a half and hour in the bath. Don't think about the image, it will either paint me too badly or (more likely) too well.

One of those baths that is marginally too hot for you. Set me up nicely, going to have a sit down and a drink while watching something funny

WOW!

how the other half live.

what a debauched lot you are.

would be nice to be whisked off to paris for the weekend,but that will never be possible.

1 I havent a bloke
2 I havent a passport

morning_glory wrote:would be nice to be whisked off to paris for the weekend,but that will never be possible.

1 I havent a bloke
2 I havent a passport

Paris in October is a sight to behold, MG. The weather's just turned fucking awful here and you go there, it's four or five degrees warmer, not pissing down and it's Paris so if you weren't happy with the first two, the third knocks all other considerations aside anyway.

See what you're missing out on? I even do the language bit as well, which means I will be able to stop you from ordering brawn thinking it's cheese...

Soon I shall eat much, much beef

NotBert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:would be nice to be whisked off to paris for the weekend,but that will never be possible.

1 I havent a bloke
2 I havent a passport

Paris in October is a sight to behold, MG. The weather's just turned fucking awful here and you go there, it's four or five degrees warmer, not pissing down and it's Paris so if you weren't happy with the first two, the third knocks all other considerations aside anyway.

See what you're missing out on? I even do the language bit as well, which means I will be able to stop you from ordering brawn thinking it's cheese...

Ive always got a travelling companion with the youngest.My friend says the parisennes are bad mannered twats.do they understand the word fuck off