Meet my new girlfriend

Met her last night, her ex had just dumped her in the Asda car park. I offered her a lift home and she gave me her phone number.

However Bev was not best pleased

She also found out i was seeing this tart who works at the jet garage

i agree with nobby LIAR

I then spilled the beans about thses 2 twins from over the road

so the bowling is an excuse you tell Bev, so you can see all these women

owzat wrote:so the bowling is an excuse you tell Bev, so you can see all these women

Did you not know its post in the style of freshy day ?

owzat wrote:so the bowling is an excuse you tell Bev, so you can see all these women

Its usually because i leave her too shagged out wix

my new boyfriend Tony last year at Ingoldmells.

bitofatwat wrote:

owzat wrote:so the bowling is an excuse you tell Bev, so you can see all these women

Did you not know its post in the style of freshy day ?

Did you dye your hair and give another man a wank today, BOAT?

Bert wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:

owzat wrote:so the bowling is an excuse you tell Bev, so you can see all these women

Did you not know its post in the style of freshy day ?

Did you dye your hair and give another man a wank today, BOAT?

No

morning_glory wrote:

my new boyfriend Tony last year at Ingoldmells.

Where's the caravan T ?

bitofatwat wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

my new boyfriend Tony last year at Ingoldmells.

Where's the caravan T ?

over yonder ridge B.

I went to see my bit on the side for the first time this year. She had a few friends around but we managed to get away for a quick session. See if you can spot her.

Spoiler:

bitofatwat wrote:

Bert wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:

owzat wrote:so the bowling is an excuse you tell Bev, so you can see all these women

Did you not know its post in the style of freshy day ?

Did you dye your hair and give another man a wank today, BOAT?

No

Stop the lies, fat kid.

It never ends does it, DD?

I don't even know where it starts Bert, so I'm fucked if I know how it ends.

It ends with Nige's disappointment, the locks being changed, a five-year-old getting drenched in piss when she sits on the spinning teacups in the morning, a vomit-strewn bed, a finger up his own arse and a underage sex and rape alibi for his "bit of a card" mate.

That's Hinckley for you, Tony. The Wicker Man is seen as a documentary there.

Harsh, but fair.