so how's your fuckin day goin?

fuckin fed up here.
had a real go with cabbage-thing earlier.
i was in the wrong,
no denying it.
i got things a bit,
mmmmmmmmm
wrong.

serious marriage threatening stuff.
will see what happens later.

sitting here,
supping cans of strongbow.
empty cans filling up with piss,
cos i don't want to go downstairs.
missed a morning online.
i'm angry,
embarrassed,
and extremely unhappy right now.
and cabbage-thing.
she downstairs costing me a fortune,
and hasn't got the intelligence to see it.

you've lost me!

she,
we have,
apparently,
got a bird trapped in our chimney.
so,
because the silly fuckin wife is upset by this,
we have a gas-engineer in.
he has disconnected and removed the gas-fire,
and is now,,,,,,,,,,
sitting there,
at a cost of stupid £s an hour,
negotiations between us and the bird are at a stalemate right now.
so,
we wait.

i shall buy a frame for this bill,
it's going on the wall in the bunker.

not gonna tell her,
she'll know.

and if we survive this,
well,
i don't know if we can.

yes i like wildlife,
don't wanna see birds hurt.

but JFC.

just heard gasman leave.
"thanks very much" he said.

i bet.

merry fuckin christmas.

sorry!

up yours she.



























my fuckin life.

i`m stoned and drunk....you just gotta laugh else you'd cry eh?

oh she,
wouldn't mind joining you right now.
you'd be a good person to die with.