omg

woke up this morning,
got up to go for a pee,
and there she was,
nightie around her waist.
big arse and beaver,
fully exposed.
i can laugh now.

and NO!
it wasn't a "come on".

she just doesn't need to care how she's dressed in the bedroom.

neither of us do.

although having said that,
we are usually a bit more discreet.

oh well,
never mind.

i wasn't traumatised by it,
so no harm done.

erixter wrote:woke up this morning,
got up to go for a pee,
and there she was,
nightie around her waist.
big arse and beaver,
fully exposed.
i can laugh now.

and NO!
it wasn't a "come on".

she just doesn't need to care how she's dressed in the bedroom.

neither of us do.

although having said that,
we are usually a bit more discreet.

oh well,
never mind.

i wasn't traumatised by it,
so no harm done.

Not even a semi eric?

semi

she's probably realised that she doesn't have to worry about me trying it on.

and she'd be right.

erixter wrote:she's probably realised that she doesn't have to worry about me trying it on.

and she'd be right.

Not even for old times sake?

boat,
what's a bloke to do?
with a 2 inch limp nob.

i couldn't get an erection for her if my life depended on it.

if you presented me with a very willing,
18yr old nubie,
i don't know if i could be aroused.

and even if i could raise more than a smile,
i just can't be bothered.

the opportunity for sex,
borrrrrrrrrrrrring,
i'm afraid.

REALLY!

Full moon tonight. Just saying...

NotBert wrote:Full moon tonight. Just saying...

if you were making a point there bert,
it was lost on me.

i didn't get it mate.
sorry.

It was a full moon that night, Eric, and you appear to have got both barrels (so to speak) so there were two moons out that night...

okay.

i think.