Anyone seen this film yet?

Plot

The film opens with the final credits of The Human Centipede (First Sequence), including the closing credits. The camera pulls back, to reveal that this is playing on a portable DVD player, and a man in a toll booth in a parking garage is watching the film. Martin Lomax (Laurence R. Harvey) is an asthmatic, overweight, mentally ill, middle-aged, short British man. He lives in a small flat with his emotionally abusive mother (Vivien Bridson) while working as a security guard in an underground parking garage. His neighbors play punk music at high levels all night and day, and Martin often spies on the rich individuals who use the parking garage. Dr. Sebring (Bill Hutchens) suspects that Martin was sexually abused repeatedly by his father, now in prison (a suspicion confirmed when Martin has a flashback to this abuse, in which the audience hears the father raping his son).

In a metanarrative device, Martin is obsessed with The Human Centipede (First Sequence), watching it repeatedly at home and in his toll booth. At one point, he is depicted masturbating to the film with sandpaper wrapped around his penis. He keeps a centipede as a pet, and maintains a scrapbook on the film. When his mother destroys the scrapbook, Martin crushes her skull and then props her dead body up at the kitchen table. Martin wordlessly decides to recreate the fictional experiment he saw portrayed in The Human Centipede (First Sequence). Medically untrained, he assembles a potpourri of kitchen gadgets, woodworking tools, and assorted household items, puts them in a suitcase, and secures a dingy, dirty, dark abandoned warehouse to recreate the film's medical experiment. But Martin intends to create not just a three-person centipede, but the "full sequence" of 12 connected people.

He telephones the three actors from the first film, pretending to be Quentin Tarantino's casting agent, and tries to lure them to London. Only one, Ashlynn Yennie (portraying herself, in yet another nod to the meta-narrative), does so. Most of the first hour of the film shows how Martin attacks, beats, and kidnaps his victims. Among his victims are a neighbor, a rental agent, and a man and his very pregnant wife. Once Martin has his victims, he severs the tendons in each person's legs (graphically and on screen) to prevent them from fleeing. He uses a hammer to knock out their teeth one by one, putting his fingers in their blood-filled mouths to fish out their teeth so they will not swallow and choke on them in a suicide attempt. He slices open the buttocks of eleven of the victims (graphically depicted on screen), and then—lacking any surgical equipment—uses a staple gun to attach each person's face to the next person's anus. Martin chooses Yennie to be the front of the "human centipede", so she does not have to eat anyone else's feces. When one of his victims dies from their wounds, Martin sobs softly.

Martin, who is clad only in his underwear throughout much of the latter portion of the film, becomes more and more sexually aroused by the desperation and travails of his "human centipede." He administers an excessive amount of laxative to his creation, forcing each individual in the chain to explosively evacuate their bowels into the mouth of the person behind them. When one of his victims chokes to death on their own vomit, Martin again breaks down in tears.

Unbeknownst to Martin, the pregnant woman, whom he believed had died, regains consciousness under a tarp next to another dead body. She bursts out of the tarp and runs outside, screaming, leaps into her car, and drives off. Martin chases after her and throws himself against the car's windows, unable to get in. At the same time, the pregnant woman goes into labor and births a child into the foot well. Immediately after, the engine turns over and she stomps on the accelerator, smashing her newborn's skull in the process. Martin is shown crying in rage.

The film ends with Martin watching the DVD of the original film at work, leaving it ambiguous as to whether the events of the film were merely a dream or that Martin has returned to his job and is now planning further crimes.[6]

It's only just got a certificate, BOAT. They had to cut 2m 30+ secs for it to pass the censor.

Thing is, if it follows the usual sequel path, it will be worse than the original. I saw a couple of minutes of the original when I was channel hopping a week or two back in the early hours after nodding off and frankly, it was horrific only because someone had spent money in making it. Because it was fucking rubbish. You wanted to laugh but weren't sure if you were meant to, which if you were, it wasn't funny because it was taking itself too seriously.

Oh, and centipedes have an odd number of pairs of legs. You think the fucking adherent to all things centipedal would know that, the dickhead.

Cheers bert, you've saved me a bit of precious time.