i want to get a donkey jacket but,

the nearest i can find is london.
gotta be mail-order.
and it must be signed for on delivery.

nobody here to receive it in the daytime.

really would like one though.

life eh?

yes,
i know boat.
still gotta have it delivered though.

i like having to sign for it.
more certain of actually getting it then.

i got nobody i can ask to take delivery for me.
a shopkeeper would be good.
but again,
i don't know any.

that's what i get for being a miserable un-sociable cnut.