The Stepford Wives?

https://i.imgur.com/HaNIT.jpg

I'd like them all to take turns sitting on my face in golden thongs

Nobby Cheese wrote:I'd like them all to take turns sitting on my face in golden thongs

none of ya would say no.

In order:

BACK: Beak; eating disorder; man in wig; gets a game; Billie Piper and so consequently ruined for all men by shagging Chris Evans
MIDDLE: Wonky eye; dear fucking God did someone hit you in the face with a basketball?; we're up to three in a bed; really false smile that gets falser the longer you look,
BOTTOM: Holding in a fart; Indian shrunken head; 90-year-old overdosed on plastic; so stupid she cannot focus on camera*; token ethnic minority who is nevertheless tidy and who I would add on to the other two.

*Alternate. She might just be pissed in which case I'd sober her up in about nine seconds.

none of ya would say no

You are quite correct MG

Are we talking about to the 14 of varying quality above or about you, MG?

You're selling us all off (you included) at a superficial level that doesn't do you justice in terms of generalising. Now nude up and get the bacon on.

definately not me

I look like a side of bacon.

The original



Lineup according to me
In order:

BACK: Beak; eating disorder; man in wig; gets a game; Billie Piper and so consequently ruined for all men by shagging Chris Evans
MIDDLE: Wonky eye; dear fucking God did someone hit you in the face with a basketball?; we're up to three in a bed; really false smile that gets falser the longer you look,
BOTTOM: Holding in a fart; Indian shrunken head; 90-year-old overdosed on plastic; so stupid she cannot focus on camera*; token ethnic minority who is nevertheless tidy and who I would add on to the other two.

*Alternate. She might just be pissed in which case I'd sober her up in about nine seconds.

NotBert wrote:The original



Lineup according to me
In order:

BACK: Beak; eating disorder; man in wig; gets a game; Billie Piper and so consequently ruined for all men by shagging Chris Evans
MIDDLE: Wonky eye; dear fucking God did someone hit you in the face with a basketball?; we're up to three in a bed; really false smile that gets falser the longer you look,
BOTTOM: Holding in a fart; Indian shrunken head; 90-year-old overdosed on plastic; so stupid she cannot focus on camera*; token ethnic minority who is nevertheless tidy and who I would add on to the other two.

*Alternate. She might just be pissed in which case I'd sober her up in about nine seconds.

i actually find them quite intimidating.


not much of a "man" am i.

Four years on I am still amazed by the second from left, middle row, and how she got herself to that colour without saying to herself "stop it, what the fuck are you doing?"

She can't have got that colour in the open air or under tubes, Tone, so that leaves a tin of Ronseal.