my duck-feather mattress-topper arrived today,

quack fuckin quack.

and.

He took his wife from behind across it.

lol
I thought he was going to write a revue.

It works, he's been asleep for 10 hours already and has ben dreaming of ponds and Allinson's sourdough

morning_glory wrote:and.

and nothing mg.
fk all.

it's comfortable enough.

will have to wait and see if it makes any difference to sleep,
or any sense of well being.

and as for taking the wife from behind on it,
her fat arse,
my belly,
and 2" dick,
ensure that it ain't possible.
thank god.

erixter wrote:

morning_glory wrote:and.

and as for taking the wife from behind on it,
her fat arse,
my belly,
and 2" dick,
ensure that it ain't possible.
thank god.

erixter wrote:

morning_glory wrote:and.

and nothing mg.
fk all.

it's comfortable enough.

will have to wait and see if it makes any difference to sleep,
or any sense of well being.

and as for taking the wife from behind on it,
her fat arse,
my belly,
and 2" dick,
ensure that it ain't possible.
thank god.

the karma sutra according to eric.

mg,
my wife is very lucky.
in her forties,
and doesn't have any sexual demands made upon her.
how cool is that?
she doesn't even half to put up with the snoring and farting at night,
because i'm not there.
her and lardthing can just sit there,
night after night,
snearing at the world,
blaiming everybody and anybody that they can think of for their failings.
i've PISSED more brain-cells than they posess between them.

i mean,
be honest.
what's YOUR idea of an active sex-life?
once a month.
and then you'd want coaxing.
not critisising you,
or womenfolk,
that's normal.

women are just not driven by sexual desire.
hence the conflict,
since the beginning of time.
and we'd best not go there.
but you know what i'm saying.
and now,
thankfully,
for me,
the torment is over.

for a while,
not being wanted sexually was tough.
then,
trying not to "not want" was tough.

like,
"cor!" i'd give that one.
no you wouldn't.
but i'm so comfortable with myself now sexually.

don't even need to masturbate any more.

if i can just keep myself fed and housed,
for as long as need be.

i shall be fine.

jesus,
don't i go on?

A fine post Eric....seriously.

really?

thanks nobster.

Can I fuck your wife?

if you promise to take her away from here,
and keep her,
you're welcome to try.
but she doesn't do sex.

i wish somebody had given her a good hard rogering 15 yrs ago.
might've made a human being of her.

it's too late now.

nobby,
i would have gladly paid a professional-stud.
to give her an all-nighter.
something for her to cherish,
for ever.

every woman,
should have one to remember imo.

yep.
something like that.

way beyond my means.

erixter wrote:mg,
my wife is very lucky.
in her forties,
and doesn't have any sexual demands made upon her.
how cool is that?
she doesn't even half to put up with the snoring and farting at night,
because i'm not there.
her and lardthing can just sit there,
night after night,
snearing at the world,
blaiming everybody and anybody that they can think of for their failings.
i've PISSED more brain-cells than they posess between them.

i mean,
be honest.
what's YOUR idea of an active sex-life?
once a month.
and then you'd want coaxing.
not critisising you,
or womenfolk,
that's normal.

women are just not driven by sexual desire.
hence the conflict,
since the beginning of time.
and we'd best not go there.
but you know what i'm saying.
and now,
thankfully,
for me,
the torment is over.

for a while,
not being wanted sexually was tough.
then,
trying not to "not want" was tough.

like,
"cor!" i'd give that one.
no you wouldn't.
but i'm so comfortable with myself now sexually.

don't even need to masturbate any more.

if i can just keep myself fed and housed,
for as long as need be.

i shall be fine.

jesus,
don't i go on?

yeah.

morning_glory wrote:


yeah.

er some women in their 40s do want sex eric ,not all of us need coaxing

true. though sometimes you dont want it, obviously,but on the whole I liked it.
I do miss it

I can't remember the last time I got my leg over.

missyj wrote:er some women in their 40s do want sex eric ,not all of us need coaxing

mj,
those women are a small minority.

fact.

and i'm sure that happy marriages DO happen.
again,
small minority.
personal opinion.

i know it's not gonna happen now,
but what i wouldn't give for my wife to come on to me.

so that I could say to HER,
sorry,
I don't feel like it.

now fuck off bitch.( ha'ha'ha. in my dreams. )

show her some rejection.
have her feel that.
just once.

that would be so cool.
better than sex could ever be.
i'd be high for a month on that.

yes!yes! yes!