Found my first grey pube today...

...what really pissed me off was that it was in my kebab.

Nobby Cheese wrote:...what really pissed me off was that it was in my kebab.

Have a good flight Tony. meanwhile i'm off to do some painting for the mother in law

Nobby Cheese wrote:...what really pissed me off was that it was in my kebab.

And still attached to my knackersack

NotBert wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:...what really pissed me off was that it was in my kebab.

And still attached to my knackersack

Finally today, I saw it. No, not a grey pube...

Every time I look in the mirror, despite my hair clearly being the shade of "badger's arse", looks fairly uniform brown. When I have a haircut, the trimmings are what self-deluding vain fuckers call "platinum". I can't understand it. Even the couple of times I've glimpsed myself on camera, clearly Granger.

Today I stood in front of a full length mirror outdoors (fully clad, ladies, but anyone who wants a different version, PM me. Actually, that goes for you gents as well, hell yeah) and there it was - charcoal had become ash. I could have cheered, I think I'd look great completely white.