Off to the beach

19 degrees and sunny with no cloud
May as well make the most of it...home a week tomorrow.

Nobby Cheese wrote:19 degrees and sunny with no cloud
May as well make the most of it...home a week tomorrow.

fuck your luck nobster.
enjoy,and savour, your week.

Nobby Cheese wrote:19 degrees and sunny with no cloud
May as well make the most of it...home a week tomorrow.

5 degrees here atm

Tone, settle a bet for me. I think this might be Llandudno but a pal of mine thinks it's more likely to be on the East Coast, maybe Hunstanton. We've been looking at it for hours...

Spoiler:

Luvly jubly       

  

I was at the beach last week...was great fun jetskiing and getting pulled behind it on a body glove...been invited next time they're going n'all

Gonna take me guitar next time though  

 

she wrote:was great fun jetskiing and getting shagged behind it on a body glove

Nobby Cheese wrote: 

she wrote:was great fun jetskiing and getting shagged behind it on a body glove

    

she wrote:I was at the beach last week...was great fun jetskiing and getting pulled behind it by a bloke who was hung like a baboon...been invited next time they're going n'all

Gonna take a friend next time though and have a threeway  

Pics when you do, She. You know what daddy likes   

Spoiler:

 

Yeah, baby, now give me a bit of twopiece action... 

North Wales was fucking magic on Thursday.

NotBert wrote:North Wales was fucking magic on Thursday.

  

Was you in the sea bert?

Yes, and at 7pm. Slight downside at Rhyl where a pump failed at Drift Park so the kids' open air paddling area was closed but you get a small lemon, you make a little bit of lemonade

This is as revealing as I go! lol
Hate pics of me anyway so havent got many  

Lovely looking girl.

Ah, but She, we know this isn't true.  Your protests are falling on deaf ears as you stand there giving us an elegantly posed calf shot and inscrutable look at the camera, you naughty girl... 

Was wondering what I was reminded of.  It was this...



Lord knows how I'd feel is you had a shell in each hand  

Nobby Cheese wrote:Lovely looking girl.

haha cheers! lol

NotBert wrote:Ah, but She, we know this isn't true.  Your protests are falling on deaf ears as you stand there giving us an elegantly posed calf shot and inscrutable look at the camera, you naughty girl... 

Was wondering what I was reminded of.  It was this...



Lord knows how I'd feel is you had a shell in each hand  

  

NotBert wrote:
Lord knows how I'd feel is you had a shell in each hand  

Where you were masturbating as you typed you wrote 'is' instead of 'if'
 

Nobby Cheese wrote:

NotBert wrote:
Lord knows how I'd feel is you had a shell in each hand  

Where you were masturbating as you typed you wrote 'is' instead of 'if'
 

read back what YOU wrote Nobby!

 

Nobby Cheese wrote:

NotBert wrote:
Lord knows how I'd feel is you had a shell in each hand  

Where you were masturbating as you typed you wrote 'is' instead of 'if'
 

I do that all the time, Tone.  It's like "teh", and I couldn't be arsed correcting it. Although I have read your post back and it makes no sense  

Mind you, saying that, a lot of my time on the keyboard is spent masturbating...


 

Let's move on, eh?

 

(Plays the audience Sheila-style  )

Next post should really be She cheekily holding her shells.

(Plays the audience Sheila-style x2 )

lol