Clever!

A prisoner cut off part of his own ear with a razor before being sprung by a masked gang from the ambulance taking him to hospital.
Robber Michael O'Donnell, 28, deliberately injured himself so he would be taken from Forest Bank prison to Salford Royal Hospital in Greater Manchester, police believe.
As his ambulance drove through Salford in the early hours of yesterday morning a stolen BMW pulled across in front of it.
Four masked men armed with baseball bats and bolt cutters leapt out, smashed the ambulance's windows and forced the prison guard handcuffed to O'Donnell to release him. They then sped away in the BMW before abandoning it nearby.
O'Donnell - who has links to Brinnington, Stockport - was on remand at Forest Bank awaiting sentence after being found guilty of conspiracy to rob and commit burglary.
Police believe he made a significant amount of money as the ringleader of a gang behind a string of motor thefts and house raids across Manchester over a two-year period.
He was due to be sentenced later this month and was facing a likely sentence of between eight to 10 years behind bars.

Nobby Cheese wrote:A prisoner cut off part of his own ear with a razor before being sprung by a masked gang from the ambulance taking him to hospital.
Robber Michael O'Donnell, 28, deliberately injured himself so he would be taken from Forest Bank prison to Salford Royal Hospital in Greater Manchester, police believe.
As his ambulance drove through Salford in the early hours of yesterday morning a stolen BMW pulled across in front of it.
Four masked men armed with baseball bats and bolt cutters leapt out, smashed the ambulance's windows and forced the prison guard handcuffed to O'Donnell to release him. They then sped away in the BMW before abandoning it nearby.
O'Donnell - who has links to Brinnington, Stockport - was on remand at Forest Bank awaiting sentence after being found guilty of conspiracy to rob and commit burglary.
Police believe he made a significant amount of money as the ringleader of a gang behind a string of motor thefts and house raids across Manchester over a two-year period.
He was due to be sentenced later this month and was facing a likely sentence of between eight to 10 years behind bars.

Shoot the cunt in the face

That's not clever.

Not cutting your own ear is clever. Opposable thumbs, FFS

They'll catch him, and he can say goodbye to any time off if and when thry sentnece him in his absence.

Glimmer wrote:They'll catch him, and he can say goodbye to any time off if and when thry sentnece him in his absence.

He's already in Brazil.

Is he nuts ?