EYE CANDY

they're nice bert.

oh what i wouldn't give.

Nobby Cheese wrote:

"Just sign up and fuck"

yeah right.

"Just sign on and fuck off" more like.

women don't get desperate for sex.
sure,
knowing that they are wanted makes them feel good,
but they don't mind celibacy.

it's just the honey-trap.

bitofatwat wrote:

I'd empty vast amounts of Harry Monk into that cunt on the right's mouth.

i don't like either of them tbh.

erixter wrote:i don't like either of them tbh.

They'd make you wriggle mate!!

Nobby Cheese wrote:

bitofatwat wrote:

I'd empty vast amounts of Harry Monk into that cunt on the right's mouth.

Lovely tits

UGLY tits,
unattractive woman/women.
imo.

absolutely NOT my types.
AT all.

too brash.

I only want to look at them

I'd like to think the one on the left can be chatted up by saying "You look like Britney only with better boobs, now can we fuck?"

NotBert wrote:I'd like to think the one on the left can be chatted up by saying "You look like Britney only with better boobs, now can we fuck?"

She's clearly a woman who knows where the biscuit tin is, Tone. I'm fucking thankful of that, I hate anyone who won't eat properly.

I'd like to hide a couple of Oreos in there and spend the night getting all the bits out

Nobby Cheese wrote:

Thats why i save all the carrier bags

NotBert wrote:I'd like to think the one on the left can be chatted up by saying "You look like Britney only with better boobs, now can we fuck?"

i despair at not knowing what to say.

it's no fun bein a wnkr.