1-30.pm.and i'm wide awake,even after sex,

with old faithful,
dirty sock.

so here i am,
waffling already.

had myself an ibuprofen,
and a cup of tea.

and might just go back to bed for an hour.

see if i'm able to nod off.

alarm is set for 4.00.
so i have a couple of hours.

erixter wrote:with old faithful,
dirty sock.

so here i am,
waffling already.

had myself an ibuprofen,
and a cup of tea.

and might just go back to bed for an hour.

see if i'm able to nod off.

alarm is set for 4.00.
so i have a couple of hours.

better than any woman boat.

no mutterings of;

"that's all you want me for isn't it?"
"no?"

"you DO love me.don't you?"
"yes. "

"you won't leave me.will you?"
"no ".

just complete and utter compliance.

happy days.

well now it IS four o'clock.

and i DO have to get up.

better get that dirty shameless hussie into the washing-machine before wife get's back.

now enjoying a bowl of porridge and a cup of tea.

before hitting the treadmill.

bitofatwat wrote:

erixter wrote:with old faithful,
dirty sock.

so here i am,
waffling already.

had myself an ibuprofen,
and a cup of tea.

and might just go back to bed for an hour.

see if i'm able to nod off.

alarm is set for 4.00.
so i have a couple of hours.

WHAT?
FFS.

good is as good does.

you gotta admit though.
that thread-title had you didn't?

fuckin pervert.

erixter wrote:you gotta admit though.
that thread-title had you didn't?

fuckin pervert.

sure did eric, thought for a minute you had shagged the mrs in the bunker

erixter wrote:
better get that dirty shameless hussie into the washing-machine before wife get's back.

Bet when trying to fold it, it turns like a Rubik's cube

i don't fold it.
i just stand it up against the wall.