Just polished off.....

...a huge plate of liver bacon and onions washed down with a cold bottle of Carlsberg export

i tell you what,
i fkn love bacon,
as a mixer,
with liver, (especially liver.obviously )
and pork,
or with anything that needs salt,
but it gets so wedged in my teeth.

erixter wrote:
but it gets so wedged in my teeth.

What, both of them?

it's funny you should SAY that.
well,
actually,
no,
it isn't.

i got two high teeth together,
upper left.
that's all i got for chewing,
bacon,
along with mackerel(wich i love),
gives them hell.

I have a mouth like a bombed graveyard myself.

Nobby Cheese wrote:I have a mouth like a bombed graveyard myself.

Best one I ever heard was "A mouth like a witchdoctor's necklace"