maybe nobster's right,maybe i'm deluding myself,and maybe..........

what i need is a woman,
a dirty filthy loving talkative,
woman.

certainly wouldn't do any harm.

can't see it happening though.

if i got the chance,
i'd probably run away from it.

yes you can buy it,but that's not what i need.

you can't buy hugs and kisses.

selfish bstd eh?

I'm in the same boat man.....Haven't had my leg over in 8 years and I spend my entire time when out, drooling over women in the High Street.
Don't you think I'd like to get hold of one of them?
You are not alone in being a sad old frustrated wanker....there's millions of us all over the world.

Nobby Cheese wrote: sad old frustrated wanker....

as you said,
sad,
but true.

why can't wives see that?

if i could have a few nights with a loose woman,
i might just come home horny,
y'know?
well?
i might?

well,
i would at least owe her one.
couldn't argue with that.

:$$:

Do each other. Simple. All cats are grey in the dark (especially if you're into fucking cats)

bert,
wtf are you talking about?
maybe you should take more water with whatever your tipple is.
you're just streets ahead mate.
sorry.

erixter wrote:bert,
wtf are you talking about?
maybe you should take more water with whatever your tipple is.
you're just streets ahead mate.
sorry.

cats scratch,
pigs squeal,(dirty fucking things anyway)
dogs bark.
and sheep are traumatised by it.(i read it somewhere)

so it's miss dirty sock.

erixter wrote:

not that i'd consider farmyard sex anyway.
trust me on that as well.