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Guest Sun Jul 08, 2012 4:11 pm
Long necked ugly Scotch cunt has no fucking chance.
His mother is even fucking uglier.
His mother is even fucking uglier.
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bitofatwat Sun Jul 08, 2012 7:27 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:Long necked ugly Scotch cunt has no fucking chance.
His mother is even fucking uglier.
QFT
looks like a bulldog sucking a thistle
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bitofatwat Sun Jul 08, 2012 8:51 pm
erixter wrote:did he win?
No eric, played his heart out, but not good enough at the highest level.
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NotBert Sat Jan 21, 2017 10:40 am
Interesting to see that shortly after this thread opened, he learnt how to win and have a bit of fun on court (Olympics singles and mixeds wth Laura Robson) and nearly 5 years on, he's done nothing wrong and even won a Davis Cup for his imperial overlords.
I remember when he started out, people saying "bless, he's only eighteen, he struggles for energy over five sets but good effort", competely forgetting that Becker won Wimbledon a year younger and Chang did the same in Paris, serving underarm with cramp against one of the greatest the modern era has ever seen.
Man, that was fucking annoying. At eighteen, I could go for hours and even flip a tape over in between when it spooled out*, FFS... He was fitted for the next Henman suit, and Henman was a cunt.
Then he aged a bit, developed a bit and people still went on about his dourness when you can't help how you talk (listen to a Ryan Moore interview after a race, FFS). They went on about the Paraguay thing when that was radio by-play, an in-show gag and who gives a fuck anyway? England don't like Scotland don't like England? Is that new, like when Alan Ball blew/wiped his nose on the Hampden saltires on the corner flags and Alf Ramsey's chastisement was "Oh, Alan, you are a naughty boy"? Suck it up, you sorry cunts, it's something your nurtured.
In truth, he has a cracking sense of comedy, can laugh at himself, will wear his heart on his sleeve and in a world of snotty, mouthy cunts (Krajicek, Ivanisevic, even Bobby Riggs) is pretty socially aware as well. You have to force yourself to dislike him whereas with Henman, it was just there all the time, he was a cunt. I like him, I reckon he's a bit embarrassed by the knighthood and I would cross the road to shake his hand.
Still wouldn't touch his mum with yours, though.
*That's the tape spooling out, btw. I could hold it in like Sting
I remember when he started out, people saying "bless, he's only eighteen, he struggles for energy over five sets but good effort", competely forgetting that Becker won Wimbledon a year younger and Chang did the same in Paris, serving underarm with cramp against one of the greatest the modern era has ever seen.
Man, that was fucking annoying. At eighteen, I could go for hours and even flip a tape over in between when it spooled out*, FFS... He was fitted for the next Henman suit, and Henman was a cunt.
Then he aged a bit, developed a bit and people still went on about his dourness when you can't help how you talk (listen to a Ryan Moore interview after a race, FFS). They went on about the Paraguay thing when that was radio by-play, an in-show gag and who gives a fuck anyway? England don't like Scotland don't like England? Is that new, like when Alan Ball blew/wiped his nose on the Hampden saltires on the corner flags and Alf Ramsey's chastisement was "Oh, Alan, you are a naughty boy"? Suck it up, you sorry cunts, it's something your nurtured.
In truth, he has a cracking sense of comedy, can laugh at himself, will wear his heart on his sleeve and in a world of snotty, mouthy cunts (Krajicek, Ivanisevic, even Bobby Riggs) is pretty socially aware as well. You have to force yourself to dislike him whereas with Henman, it was just there all the time, he was a cunt. I like him, I reckon he's a bit embarrassed by the knighthood and I would cross the road to shake his hand.
Still wouldn't touch his mum with yours, though.
*That's the tape spooling out, btw. I could hold it in like Sting
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