The secret of longevity is being a wanker
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bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
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Location : twatsville Barnsley
Re: The secret of longevity is being a wanker
erixter wrote:i shall live for ever then.
Nobby Cheese wrote:Me too
Can i be in your gang too
bitofatwat- Posts : 9479
Join date : 2010-04-17
Age : 63
Location : twatsville Barnsley
Re: The secret of longevity is being a wanker
Answers a big question about Godbotherer Cliff Richard too
NotBert- Posts : 5739
Join date : 2011-06-13
Re: The secret of longevity is being a wanker
Just as a matter of interest
Herman Wouk 97 27/05/1915 Literature - author of Moby Dick
Eli Wallach 96 07/12/1915 Entertainment - pulls his pud to the good,the bad and even the ugly
Olivia de Havilland 96 01/07/1916 Entertainment - sister masturbator (see below)
Kirk Douglas 95 09/12/1916 Entertainment - makes you wonder how we got Michael
Zsa Zsa Gabor 95 06/02/1917 Entertainment - ran out of husbands
Vera Lynn 95 20/03/1917 Music - "Blue Birds Over..."
I. M. Pei 95 26/04/1917 Architecture - responsible for a pyramid in the middle of the Louvre (made by his cock,presumably)
Phyllis Diller 94 17/07/1917 Entertainment - comedienne so well known for frigging about
Joan Fontaine 94 22/10/1917 Entertainment - sister masturbator (see above)
Herbert Lom 93 11/09/1917 Entertainment - Returns to his Pink Panther
Nelson Mandela 93 18/07/1918 Politics - 26 years in prison, stands to reason
Billy Graham 93 07/11/1918 Religion - I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT
Helmut Schmidt 93 23/12/1918 Politics - Helmet (sniggers). Could imagine him shaking hands with Mandela, very sticky
Herman Wouk 97 27/05/1915 Literature - author of Moby Dick
Eli Wallach 96 07/12/1915 Entertainment - pulls his pud to the good,the bad and even the ugly
Olivia de Havilland 96 01/07/1916 Entertainment - sister masturbator (see below)
Kirk Douglas 95 09/12/1916 Entertainment - makes you wonder how we got Michael
Zsa Zsa Gabor 95 06/02/1917 Entertainment - ran out of husbands
Vera Lynn 95 20/03/1917 Music - "Blue Birds Over..."
I. M. Pei 95 26/04/1917 Architecture - responsible for a pyramid in the middle of the Louvre (made by his cock,presumably)
Phyllis Diller 94 17/07/1917 Entertainment - comedienne so well known for frigging about
Joan Fontaine 94 22/10/1917 Entertainment - sister masturbator (see above)
Herbert Lom 93 11/09/1917 Entertainment - Returns to his Pink Panther
Nelson Mandela 93 18/07/1918 Politics - 26 years in prison, stands to reason
Billy Graham 93 07/11/1918 Religion - I KNEW IT, I FUCKING KNEW IT
Helmut Schmidt 93 23/12/1918 Politics - Helmet (sniggers). Could imagine him shaking hands with Mandela, very sticky
NotBert- Posts : 5739
Join date : 2011-06-13
Re: The secret of longevity is being a wanker
De Havilland, Douglas and Zsa Zsa now all looking for a quick single before raising their bats...
NotBert- Posts : 5739
Join date : 2011-06-13
Re: The secret of longevity is being a wanker
Completely unrelated to this thread, but as the threads are now lined up in 25 responses per page instead of 15, the woman in the superhero costume is now right in the top of the last page of the captions thread.
I fucking love this development. I'm going to have a threesome with her and Claire out of Steps later.
I fucking love this development. I'm going to have a threesome with her and Claire out of Steps later.
NotBert- Posts : 5739
Join date : 2011-06-13
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