good old jake,our family dog.

i'm the rotten lousy bstd who doesn't pamper him,
i'm firm,but i don't ill-teat him,
basically,
i treat him like a dog.
when i tell him to do something he does it,
when i used to walk him,
i never used a lead,
he walked at my side always,
and when i let him loose in the fields,
i had complete control.
he won't do a fkn thing for them two.

and now,
with lardthing downstairs,
jake has followed me to the bunker,
and lies outside the door.




up your's lardsnot.