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How long till a persona non grata turns up?

Next 24 hours (NAP)

chips wrote:How long till a persona non grata turns up?

Next 24 hours (NAP)

When BOAT and I discussed setting this place up we decided no Brad and no Olspy.
I can't think of anyone else, apart from Tabloid, who is actually obnoxious like those two.
Mind you, EW is a cunt, so is Fresh.

Mad Tony wrote:

chips wrote:How long till a persona non grata turns up?

Next 24 hours (NAP)

When BOAT and I discussed setting this place up we decided no Brad and no Olspy.
I can't think of anyone else, apart from Tabloid, who is actually obnoxious like those two.
Mind you, EW is a cunt, so is Fresh.

My thinking is there are two situations.

1) people you dont like and dont like you, but you can both happily avoid each other
2) mentally deficient trolls that go out of their way to fuck with you for days on end.

TL & Olspy are defo number 2's (in more ways than one)

Kit wrote:

Mad Tony wrote:

chips wrote:How long till a persona non grata turns up?

Next 24 hours (NAP)

When BOAT and I discussed setting this place up we decided no Brad and no Olspy.
I can't think of anyone else, apart from Tabloid, who is actually obnoxious like those two.
Mind you, EW is a cunt, so is Fresh.

My thinking is there are two situations.

1) people you dont like and dont like you, but you can both happily avoid each other
2) mentally deficient trolls that go out of their way to fuck with you for days on end.

TL & Olspy are defo number 2's (in more ways than one)

Brad used to be normal but then the cunt suffered some sort of breakdown around Christmas and turned into a nasty, spiteful, vicious cunt. He'd started stalking me. He'd even resorted to reporting some of my posts!! The day he got a thread I'd contributed to pulled was the day I deleted my account there. To do so, I had to ask you how to unsubscribe if you remember.....whilst waiting for your reply this is what the horrid little turd posted:


Can someone delete that cunts account?
Brad Paisley on Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:17 am

Fuck me 12 threads a day wanting to fuck off, someone posts him link to close it and he still won't.
jesus fuck off or shut the fuck up you old cunt.

Brad Paisley

You have to admit, at my age, I deserve a little more respect than that.
Especially from a fucking kid!

Yes , its a shame that, because previously to those episodes , you did get on I thought.

Kit wrote:Yes , its a shame that, because previously to those episodes , you did get on I thought.

We did....then if you remember, he made two posts about a week apart. In one, he said he hoped Iran wiped Israel off the face of the earth, in the other, he said he hoped Israel wiped Iran off the face of the earth!....I dared to bring them both to the top pointing out his absurd contradiction and he went insane!!...Started to call my daughter a cock sucking whore amongst other things!!
From that day on he stalked me bigtime and every post I made he slagged off or disagreed with it for the sake of it.
A genuine nutjob in my opinion.
Makes my flesh crawl.

And no intentionally duplicitous multis, Tony.

Elsewhere there will be people quite literally talking to themselves...

brads ok in my book , esp in pm , but its your gaff and i think ever forum needs a ew , my only problem is with tl he bores me to death

Jonesy

TL is a fucking prick

Ah, MJ, the voice of reason by and large...

History has proven that every forum doesn't need an EW in the same way that every pub does not need an old gimmer in the corner who twenty minutes after opening, will be a pissed-up nuisance but who will somehow still be there for closing.

Part of that is down to the fact that any time he tries to go home, he takes half an hour to buttonhole some poor kid who is on his first visit and now will never return, preferring instead to run the risk of a glassing in the city centre. He will also struggle to put his coat on both drunk and sober and will think he's God's gift to all women who will smile, tolerate, huff and eventually tell him to fuck off, in that order. Ten minutes after this last, he will denounce them as "frigid" and then, "lesbians". He doesn't get barred because he'd just do it outside the door otherwise and he might as well be in the shed pissing out than out the shed pissing in. Never married, or of he did, she either died in a freak yachting accident, left after a fortnight for a better life with the postman (and he's never bought a stamp since) or didn't know "she" was a man.

Now, all we need is Sheila and we've got a calendar shoot.

ok , but he does make me laugh

missj wrote:ok , but he does make me laugh

Wouldn't want it in your front room, though

EW IS A CUNT

Mad Tony wrote:EW IS A CUNT

get rid of joey deacon

Bert wrote:Ah, MJ, the voice of reason by and large...

History has proven that every forum doesn't need an EW in the same way that every pub does not need an old gimmer in the corner who twenty minutes after opening, will be a pissed-up nuisance but who will somehow still be there for closing.

Part of that is down to the fact that any time he tries to go home, he takes half an hour to buttonhole some poor kid who is on his first visit and now will never return, preferring instead to run the risk of a glassing in the city centre. He will also struggle to put his coat on both drunk and sober and will think he's God's gift to all women who will smile, tolerate, huff and eventually tell him to fuck off, in that order. Ten minutes after this last, he will denounce them as "frigid" and then, "lesbians". He doesn't get barred because he'd just do it outside the door otherwise and he might as well be in the shed pissing out than out the shed pissing in. Never married, or of he did, she either died in a freak yachting accident, left after a fortnight for a better life with the postman (and he's never bought a stamp since) or didn't know "she" was a man.

Now, all we need is Sheila and we've got a calendar shoot.

Content aside, that's Alan Johnson in reverse

Guest wrote:

Then if you remember, he made two posts about a week apart. In one, he said he hoped Iran wiped Israel off the face of the earth, in the other, he said he hoped Israel wiped Iran off the face of the earth!....I dared to bring them both to the top pointing out his absurd contradiction and he went insane!!...Started to call my daughter a cock sucking whore amongst other things!!
From that day on he stalked me bigtime and every post I made he slagged off or disagreed with it for the sake of it.
A genuine nutjob in my opinion.
Makes my flesh crawl.

Brings it all back
Brad = Vermin

Is it okay to step back into the water ?

Anybody forumites been murdered by otheer forumites ?

Glimmer wrote:Is it okay to step back into the water ?

Anybody forumites been murdered by otheer forumites ?

Glimmer you old wanker!!

Glimmer wrote:Is it okay to step back into the water ?

Anybody forumites been murdered by otheer forumites ?

Guest wrote:

chips wrote:How long till a persona non grata turns up?

Next 24 hours (NAP)

When BOAT and I discussed setting this place up we decided no Brad and no Olspy.
I can't think of anyone else, apart from Tabloid, who is actually obnoxious like those two.
Mind you, EW is a cunt, so is Fresh.

Ain't this the truth!!

Dirty Diego wrote:

Guest wrote:

chips wrote:How long till a persona non grata turns up?

Next 24 hours (NAP)

When BOAT and I discussed setting this place up we decided no Brad and no Olspy.
I can't think of anyone else, apart from Tabloid, who is actually obnoxious like those two.
Mind you, EW is a cunt, so is Fresh.

Ain't this the truth!!

Anything interesting happening over yonder DD, gossip like

Turns out that the Poison Dwarf is a man after all. He's just that small he looks as if he's sitting down for a piss.

Trolspy has a phobia of confetti, hail and loud noises.

Paul is now carrying a bag of piss everywhere with him in case he sees a merry-go-round and he can't perform.

Wishy Washy is the bag of piss.

The stoners are sat in the corner going "it's your forum. No, it's your forum hur hur". This is no change from six months ago.

Bert wrote:Turns out that the Poison Dwarf is a man after all. He's just that small he looks as if he's sitting down for a piss.

Trolspy has a phobia of confetti, hail and loud noises.

Paul is now carrying a bag of piss everywhere with him in case he sees a merry-go-round and he can't perform.

Wishy Washy is the bag of piss.

The stoners are sat in the corner going "it's your forum. No, it's your forum hur hur". This is no change from six months ago.