howzit goin juicers?

i need to get my haircut pretty soon or there won't BE a haircut this year.
maybe monday.

i've been saying that for a while now.

I need a haircut. Shrewd money is on "Friday"

well i finally got mine.
all off.
down to the wood.

a nice young polish woman did it.
she said,
"i wash it first?".
i thought,
"this IS a hairdresser's.isn't it".
woof!woof!
A'OOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
oh you naughy girl. :$$:

anyway,
i said"i want half-cut".
"half?".
she removed one of my sideburns.
"that is half" she said.
"yes.all over.all off".
"you sure?"
they always say that.
"yes".

"okay".
and now i'm as bald as a coot.
well,
almost.

Billiard ball headed cunt.

billiard ball headed,
four-eyed,
cnut.

it's how your chin might look if you didn't shave for a couple of days.
and that's it until next year.
i only do it once per year.

erixter wrote:billiard ball headed,
four-eyed,
cnut.

Just the barber you need. A fucking realist mathematician