Eden Hazard

Press are doing a stand up job of sanctioning the beating up of kids

Someone on 5Live said at one of the grounds that all the ballboys are boys, not "hairyarsed" men.

Firstly, I don't know how a 5Live commentator would know how a 17 year old boy has a hairy arse
Secondly, the Swansea game was on a school night and could have finished as late as 11pm depending on the preceding 90/120 minutes and penalties had Chelsea won 2-0. I doubt they all have beds at the ground unless they're kept there for 5Live commentators who want to see how hairy their arses are.

Nobby Cheese wrote:Best player in the Premiership.

I was 5 years ahead of my time.
Only De Bruyne can hold a candle to him right now.

Actually, now, nobody can hold a candle to him.... the best in the world at the moment for me.

I know a good player when I see one......5 years before anyone else.