still re-heating what cooked saturday.

wtf.
it's only an assortment of beans and veggies.
no meat.

i hate throwing food away.

No meat?

i got sick of meat.
been having quiche's.

planning to have sliced lamb's liver,
and smoked sausage this coming weekend.

Liver and Sausage?
You mean Liver, bacon and onions surely.

nope.

bacon gets wedged between my teeth,
what few i have,
and it gives me hell for a few days.

Dental floss?

have never done that.

It works with the 15 teeth I have left.

Chop up 3 smoked streaky bacon rashers and one large onion
Fry slowly in butter......after about 5 mins add the slices of liver and keep stirring for another 3 minutes.
Throw in black pepper and Worcestershire sauce.
Serve.
Better than sex.

i'm not in a position to compare.
can't remember what sex was like.

y'know?
it's funny,
we all rant on about sex,
but,
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm,
i don't know.
it aint so special any more.
i don't i really mind not having it.
i DO resent the fact that i stopped doing it so early in life.
in my early 40s i think.
but there you go.
can't do much about that now.

yeah.
what i wouldn't have given for 4 or 5 inches.
i had teststerone pissing from every pore,
when i was younger.
just couldn't take being laughed at,
and being the butt of everyones jokes.
i saw blokes crucified because of their size.
so i just slunk off,
and i gave social-life a miss from the age of 13 to about 35.
then marriage gave me the perfect excuse to say no to the few opportunities that i got.

you cannot imagine how wretched that makes a person feel.
yes,
i could have pulled women,
i'm not SO ugly.
i had chances,
but i just couldn't cope with the ridicule.

and now,
i'm old,
bitter,
and resentful.

sorry for banging on about it but,
i'm not ugly,
well,
not too bad.
quite intelligent,
who knows how my life might've turned out?
if only i'd been blessed in the trouser department.

i hoped that it wouldn't matter so much as i got older.

so many people with so many wrong impressions of me.

Post a pic of yourself Eric

Nobby Cheese wrote:

She'll never eat all that, sliced or not

NotBert wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:

She'll never eat all that, sliced or not

Looks like she already has bert

Nobby Cheese wrote:Post a pic of yourself Eric

you wanna see my nob?

i certainly aint good looking now.

and no way am i posting a pic.

we could meet up one time.
the four of us.
but i just know that i'd feel like "the poor relation".

erixter wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Post a pic of yourself Eric

you wanna see my nob?

thought about getting a photo of my bus-stop,
and using it for an avatar.
but wouldn't know how.
and,
mmmmmmm,
borrring.