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new year's resolutions anybody?
Guest Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:38 pm
yeah,
i know.
we're all victims of circumstance.
and the number 13.
i know.
we're all victims of circumstance.
and the number 13.
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Guest Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:42 pm
Mine is to cut down on my wanking....I'm having around 6 or 7 a week and sometimes I feel very unwell afterwards.
I think my heart is going to stop if I'm not careful.
Bloody internet porn is to blame.
I think my heart is going to stop if I'm not careful.
Bloody internet porn is to blame.
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Guest Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:44 pm
funny you should say that,
i nailed miss dirty sock yesterday.
first time in ages.
and my thoughts afterwards,
always the same,
well,
i realise how much,
so VERY much,
how little i need female company.
i nailed miss dirty sock yesterday.
first time in ages.
and my thoughts afterwards,
always the same,
well,
i realise how much,
so VERY much,
how little i need female company.
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Guest Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:49 pm
that's why,
if there's a "next time",
AND i doubt it,
there's has to be a connection between us,
beyond emptying my sack.
i know it seems a naff thing to saybut,
it would have to be someone who i could relate to,
discuss,
debate,
chat,
converse with.
if i ever found something like that,
pillow-talk,
and lots of it.
but not the usual/typical female gibberish.
if there's a "next time",
AND i doubt it,
there's has to be a connection between us,
beyond emptying my sack.
i know it seems a naff thing to saybut,
it would have to be someone who i could relate to,
discuss,
debate,
chat,
converse with.
if i ever found something like that,
pillow-talk,
and lots of it.
but not the usual/typical female gibberish.
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Guest Mon Dec 31, 2012 4:50 pm
i'm just not able to relate to the female psyche,
it's a shame,
but there it is.
it's a shame,
but there it is.
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Guest Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:04 pm
erixter wrote:
i nailed miss dirty sock yesterday.
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Guest Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:11 pm
i always do it lying down.
use a dark coloured sock.
and i wish.
you're getting a tan already .
use a dark coloured sock.
and i wish.
you're getting a tan already .
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Guest Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:13 pm
come to think of it,
ALL my socks are dark coloured.
i certainly don't own any white ones.
don't know why.
ALL my socks are dark coloured.
i certainly don't own any white ones.
don't know why.
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bitofatwat Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:18 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:Mine is to cut down on my wanking....I'm having around 6 or 7 a week and sometimes I feel very unwell afterwards.
I think my heart is going to stop if I'm not careful.
Bloody internet porn is to blame.
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bitofatwat Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:19 pm
Nobby Cheese wrote:erixter wrote:
i nailed miss dirty sock yesterday.
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bitofatwat Mon Dec 31, 2012 11:20 pm
erixter wrote:i always do it lying down.
use a dark coloured sock.
and i wish.
you're getting a tan already .
A bit of black?
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Guest Tue Jan 01, 2013 10:01 am
that's as close as I'LL ever get.
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Guest Sat Jan 02, 2016 12:29 am
Mine is to slim down a bit.....I've hit 18 stone.
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NotBert Sat Jan 02, 2016 11:36 pm
Alternatively, grow six inches. And not how you usually do...
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