yaaaaaaaay!!!

people eh?

I don't think they're human, Eric.

erixter wrote:people eh?

Not all people Eric.....a small minority of people.

aw well thats life i spose

sheilalma wrote:aw well thats life i spose

In life, you don't mix continuously with cunts once identified.....on PP you're made to.

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

behave bert

I do a good Sid James laugh as it happens, MG. Can you make your bra spring comically across the campsite when doing chest expansions?

not really, my bras are knackered, im in the process of buying some.

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

behave bert

I do a good Sid James laugh as it happens, MG. Can you make your bra spring comically across the campsite when doing chest expansions?

not really, my bras are knackered, im in the process of buying some.

me too

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

behave bert

I do a good Sid James laugh as it happens, MG. Can you make your bra spring comically across the campsite when doing chest expansions?

not really, my bras are knackered, im in the process of buying some.

Flamborough II? This time, it's personals (smalls and such)

Quote -
"Fuck me, and you fill this?"
"Yes I do to the second part, and the first part, well..."

sheilalma wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

behave bert

I do a good Sid James laugh as it happens, MG. Can you make your bra spring comically across the campsite when doing chest expansions?

not really, my bras are knackered, im in the process of buying some.

me too

we should shop for them together mg, that`ll get em talking

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

behave bert

I do a good Sid James laugh as it happens, MG. Can you make your bra spring comically across the campsite when doing chest expansions?

not really, my bras are knackered, im in the process of buying some.

Flamborough II? This time, it's personals (smalls and such)

Quote -
"Fuck me, and you fill this?"
"Yes I do to the second part, and the first part, well..."

I had to put my tatty ones on, because I couldnt find my best ones but he never saw them
Its just in case I get run over by a bus,you understand.

"Let me tell you about an experience I once had while shopping in Leeds. I had meandered in error into a store selling women's undergarments when I heard a fervent gasping in a corner although the shop appeared almost deserted. I investigated and found two women of ample bosom claiming they were trying on bras. That didn't explain the almost total nudity and somewhat embarrassed by the turn of events, I made my excuses and left. I heard laughter and then suddenly it was quiet again. Once again I went over but this time did not alert anyone as to my presence..."

"The ladies were all over each other blah blah, best wank ever and so forth. Sorry, been tiling, bit tired, couldn't keep it up".

"I said couldn't keep it up".

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

behave bert

I do a good Sid James laugh as it happens, MG. Can you make your bra spring comically across the campsite when doing chest expansions?

not really, my bras are knackered, im in the process of buying some.

Flamborough II? This time, it's personals (smalls and such)

Quote -
"Fuck me, and you fill this?"
"Yes I do to the second part, and the first part, well..."

I had to put my tatty ones on, because I couldnt find my best ones but he never saw them
Its just in case I get run over by a bus,you understand.

aw well, nighty night everyone, i`m knackered

Bert wrote:"Let me tell you about an experience I once had while shopping in Leeds. I had meandered in error into a store selling women's undergarments when I heard a fervent gasping in a corner although the shop appeared almost deserted. I investigated and found two women of ample bosom claiming they were trying on bras. That didn't explain the almost total nudity and somewhat embarrassed by the turn of events, I made my excuses and left. I heard laughter and then suddenly it was quiet again. Once again I went over but this time did not alert anyone as to my presence..."

"The ladies were all over each other blah blah, best wank ever and so forth. Sorry, been tiling, bit tired, couldn't keep it up".

"I said couldn't keep it up".

is that a real story.

sheilalma wrote:

sheilalma wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:

morning_glory wrote:

behave bert

I do a good Sid James laugh as it happens, MG. Can you make your bra spring comically across the campsite when doing chest expansions?

not really, my bras are knackered, im in the process of buying some.

me too

we should shop for them together mg, that`ll get em talking

oo er missus

morning_glory wrote:

Bert wrote:"Let me tell you about an experience I once had while shopping in Leeds. I had meandered in error into a store selling women's undergarments when I heard a fervent gasping in a corner although the shop appeared almost deserted. I investigated and found two women of ample bosom claiming they were trying on bras. That didn't explain the almost total nudity and somewhat embarrassed by the turn of events, I made my excuses and left. I heard laughter and then suddenly it was quiet again. Once again I went over but this time did not alert anyone as to my presence..."

"The ladies were all over each other blah blah, best wank ever and so forth. Sorry, been tiling, bit tired, couldn't keep it up".

"I said couldn't keep it up".

is that a real story.

The tiling bit is, MG, the rest is a parody on the letters pages of pornographic magazines that the government used to leave under hedges in the 70s as its sex education programme of the time.

yes i remember seeing a lot of porn mags lying about in the street at one time

Funnily enough.....there were porn mags under every other garden hedge in the 70's!!

Nobby Cheese wrote:Funnily enough.....there were porn mags under every other garden hedge in the 70's!!

I just said that. Didn't I just say that?

I just said that. He's taking the fucking piss. I should go over there...

Leave him alone Barry, he ain't worth it...

But I just...

I said leave it...


Tony, it's one of my pet theories. Another one is no-one is taught how to draw a proper graffiti cock any more. I believe the two to be linked.

The decline in the British hedgerow killed off sparrows and porn. As it happens, the internet allowed for the latter. Sparrows, not so lucky

Bert wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:Funnily enough.....there were porn mags under every other garden hedge in the 70's!!

I just said that. Didn't I just say that?

I just said that. He's taking the fucking piss. I should go over there...

Leave him alone Barry, he ain't worth it...

But I just...

I said leave it...




Tony, it's one of my pet theories. Another one is no-one is taught how to draw a proper graffiti cock any more. I believe the two to be linked.

This is what I should have typed:

Funnily enough.....there WERE porn mags under every other garden hedge in the 70's!!

Error to fuck him, he's got what he wanted now so you won't get any more free nights out of.

DrHux wrote:Error to fuck him, he's got what he wanted now so you won't get any more free nights out of.

Perhaps not everyone is like Fresh and co

Sadly many men are

DrHux wrote:Sadly many men are

You prefer men dont you hux ...do they treat you the same way?