tmorra's footie

don't fancy a fkn thing.

day in bed imo.

yeah,
i know.
wrong 4um muppet.

god i'm bored.
so what's new?

it's times like these that i wish i could take something and sleep for a couple of days.

okay,
so how do i get them?

Nobby Cheese wrote:

That reminds me of a fortnight in Torquay I once had.

The Gala Bingo didn't know what had hit it.

erixter wrote:okay,
so how do i get them?

Put a short skirt on, go to the nearest night club....leave your drink on the table unguarded.

Bert wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:

That reminds me of a fortnight in Torquay I once had.

The Gala Bingo didn't know what had hit it.

It's just off Union Street. You get them out, fuck 'em and then lie them down and they will roll all the way to the harbour while you make your getaway...

used to be one of my favourite positions.
if the bench was low enough.

Nobby Cheese wrote:

IFI

looks a bit like newcastle,
floors too clean,
it can't be.

Bert wrote:

Nobby Cheese wrote:

IFI

she probably wouldn't know.